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LESEPROBE Bevor die fesche Lola zur alljaehrlichen Weiterbildung beim Institut fuer berufliche Bildung, Arbeitsmarkt- und Sozialpolitik INBAS GmbH faehrt, spricht sie noch rasch eine Ansage auf ihren Anrufbeantworter: "Keine Nummer unter diesem Anschluss." - Diesmal lernte Lola gleich am ersten Tag folgendes dazu: NGB (Naturgesetzbuch) § 1 Abs. 2 Steuerfreie Zuschlaege, die bei Maennern als "Gefahrenzulage" anerkannt werden, heißen bei Frauen "Schweigegeld". - Rita Tausendschoen geht erst zum Zahnarzt, als sie es vor Schmerzen wirklich und wahrhaftig nicht mehr aushaelt. Zitternd und zagend nimmt sie auf dem Marterstuhl Platz. Der gutausehende Zahnklempner in den besten Jahren untersucht behutsam den schmerzenden Beißer. "Tut mir leid, Fraeulein", sagt er schließlich, "aber der Zahn muß raus, der ist nicht mehr zu retten." - "O Gott!" ruft sie entsetzt und schlaegt die Haende vors huebsche Gesicht. "Alles, nur das nicht - dann schon lieber noch ein Kind ..." - "Da muessen Sie sich jetzt aber entscheiden, meine Liebe", draengt der Zahnarzt. "Erstens warten draußen noch mehr Patienten und zweitens muß ich dafuer den Stuhl anders einstellen." - "Was macht eigentlich dein Vater?", fragt Schael den Tuennes. - "Der dressiert jetzt Elefanten", sagt Tuennes. - "Ach was? Hatte er nicht frueher einen Flohzirkus?" - "Doch, ja, aber jetzt haben seine Augen nachgelassen." - Als der liebe Gott die Schweiz im Rohbau erschaffen hatte, sprach er zum ersten Schweizer: "Du hast jetzt noch drei Wuensche frei, damit du dich auch wohlfuehlst in deiner neuen Heimat. Also, was moechtest du haben?" Der Schweizer sah sich um und fand die Landschaft ein bisschen arg langweilig. "Hm, ein paar praechtige Berge haett' ich gern um mich herum." Gottvater zauberte die herrlichsten Berge der Welt herbei. "Und was weiter? Sprich dich ruhig aus! - "Dann wuensch' ich mir noch gruene' saftige Matten mit Kuehen drauf, die viel und gute Milch geben." Gott schuf gruene Wiesen und prachtvolles Milchvieh. Der Schweizer ging vorsichtshalber auf "Numero sicher"' molk eine Kuh und probierte die Milch. - "Mundet sie dir?" erkundigte sich der liebe Gott freundlich. - "Ausgezeichnet! Koste doch selber, oh Herr", antwortete der Schweizer und reichte dem lieben Gott ein Glas Milch. - "Tatsaechlich' sie schmeckt hervorragend frisch und lecker", nickte der liebe Gott. "Und was moechtest du jetzt noch haben?" - "Zwei Fraenkli fuer das Glas Milch, oh Herr", antwortete der Schweizer. - Übrigens: Wie heißt Lolas liebstes Rollenspiel bei der INBAS-Weiterbildung? - "Friseur", sagt sie. - Wie das geht? Lola: "Na, ganz einfach: Waschen, Legen, Buersten." -
About the Author: Hermann Syzygos alias Herbert WiTzel, Künstler und Chansonnier, lebt in Neukölln. Biografie: Geb. 1949 in Braunschweig, Niedersachsen (sturmfest und erdverwachsen); zog 1971 nach Berlin. Kontakt und Buchung: Herbert WiTzel Warthestraße 25 12051 Berlin Tel.: 030-693 16 49 Blog: herbertwitzel.wordpress.com


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781503243378
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 198 mm
  • No of Pages: 88
  • Series Title: Witzbuecher
  • Sub Title: Gesammelte ....
  • Width: 129 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1503243370
  • Publisher Date: 17 Nov 2014
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: German
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 5 mm
  • Weight: 95 gr

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