Warning: Before you let your best friend meet your "pineapple," you might want to read this book. Trust us; the aftermath is something you don't want to clean up.
Welcome to Swinging Into Disaster, the hilariously revealing and sometimes painfully awkward guide to why mixing your best friend with your swinging life is like inviting a tornado to your birthday party. A.L. Childers brings a perfect mix of wit, humor, and no-nonsense advice in this must-read exploration of how even the best friendships can spiral into chaos when the pineapple code goes wrong.
Think swinging with your bestie sounds like a fun, harmless idea? Think again. This book is packed with real-life stories (some you'll laugh at, others you'll cringe through), scientific insights, and everything you need to know about protecting your most important relationships from becoming collateral damage in your quest for excitement.
In Swinging Into Disaster, you'll learn:
- Why it's always a bad idea to mix friendship with the swinging lifestyle (no matter how good it sounds after that third drink).
- The "pineapple code" explained-and why it should never involve your best friend.
- Real-life horror stories that will make you thank your lucky stars you didn't let curiosity kill your friendship.
- Hilarious, relatable moments that will leave you laughing out loud-and double-checking your own boundaries.
- Practical advice on setting boundaries, avoiding awkwardness, and making sure your best friend stays just that-your best friend.
Whether you're a swinger, someone who's curious about the lifestyle, or just in need of a book full of heart, humor, and lessons on what not to do, Swinging Into Disaster delivers. A.L. Childers breaks down the emotional fallout, awkward glances, and complicated feelings that come with blurring lines you probably shouldn't cross.
Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate the messy, funny, and all-too-real situations that happen when swinging and friendship collide. You'll laugh, you'll learn, and by the end, you'll understand why your best friend should never, ever meet your pineapple.
So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of friendship, swinging, and pineapples gone wrong? Add Swinging Into Disaster to your cart now-and trust us, you'll want to read this before making any decisions you might regret!
Note: No actual pineapples were harmed in the making of this book. Your friendships, however, might not survive if you don't read it first.
