Fucking Swear Word Adult Coloring Book
(More than 80 Coloring Pages!)
By Cynthia Van Edwards
This Fucking Coloring Book This is a Stress-Relieving, Anger Diffusing, Secret Garden bashing, Get-off-Your-Ass, wake-up, be a cheery mother fucker kind of coloring book. If you don't like SWEAR WORDS, then this isn't the right coloring book for you. In fact, you'll probably read a few pages and get mad and go to bingo night with the rest of the chronic Hemorrhoid sufferers and talk about bowel incontinence
One of the most enchanting, most innovative Coloring Book Artists in the world, Cynthia Van Edwards has done it again. In this incredible new Coloring book, a compilation of 80+ Coloring Pages, you will get to work with images and illustrations that look and feel 3-dimensional. Some of the new coloring pages in this book break away from conventional coloring and offer a completely new and mind-altering experience virtually forcing your creative juices to flow.
With a mixture of "Midnight" (black), white, and Wireframe backgrounds, your senses will be challenged as you put pen or pencil to work adding life and magic to these pages. This new series is going to be something special to any Colorist and we can't wait to see the beauty you create!
Now, let's see what you're made of! #LOVE
This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but.
This book is a compilation edition of more than 80 (yeah, we said it, fucking 80) coloring pages that Cynthia Van Edwards has designed over the last several months and we are trying to sell them to you so that we can go and buy some cool shit at the mall. Do you realize how much cool shit is at the mall? Trust us...
...Lots of cool shit.
We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience.
PLEASE Take pictures of your finished coloring designs and post them to CYNTHIA VAN EDWARD's Facebook page, add the hashtag #FuckColoringBook to your post
We have a special group on Facebook which we would love for you to join, "Cynthia Van Edwards Coloring Team"
About the Author: Cynthia Van Edwards
Born in Oklahoma, with fierce Comanche blood in her veins, Cynthia Van Edwards spent hours and hours as a young girl riding horses and drawing. She found herself guiding towards arts programs and psychology in college, attending Northwestern University, where she graduated with honors.
She began a career that started in counseling for children that were having learning issues in school. She eventually began working with adults who were suffering attention deficit issues and began thinking of ways to inspire people through artwork.
Cynthia has met many people along her journey, including a douche bag ex-husband named Robert. Robert is a self-absorbed piece of trash . . . and he can be thanked for the motivation in forming this book. Robert, if you're reading this, you should know that you probably have herpes. And by probably I mean 100%. Cheers.
