Q: What do you call a Dad joke book with no pictures?
A: A novel.
"Christmas Jokes Illustrated, For People Who Can See" - is the ultimate collection of dad jokes, but with something that no other dad joke book in the world has - it's actually funny and it has pictures like Dad's favorite magazine! But Dad will still say he reads it only for the jokes.
Gone are the days of Dad reading the punchline and everyone rolls their eyes. With "Christmas Dad Jokes Illustrated", everyone can now see even the worst dad jokes jump at them right out of the book.
Just Imagine a dad joke asking what do you call a snowman gardener? And BAM, there is a funny illustration of Frosty the Mow-man mowing a yard!
This dad joke book is a total insult to, anyone's eyes, ears, and brain.
So now for the legal part so I won't get sued:
Legal disclaimer #1: If your dad is totally blind this book will not make him laugh any more than any run of the mill boring dad joke book without illustrations.
Legal disclaimer #2: If your dad has only one eye he may only get half of the jokes.
It is the perfect stocking stuffer gift for him. Especially if you have a car or shoes so you can leave the house before he starts reading it out loud. This book will have all the people you leave behind cursing you for days as their dad tortures them with Christmas dad jokes.
If you're looking for a stocking stuffer gift that your dad will love and have everyone cursing you out, you have to buy "Christmas Jokes Illustrated. It's more fun than making the dang kids in the first place.
