The Shit I Don

The Shit I Don

          
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About the Book

Unseemly Press - Ill-Mannered Journals #1

This 100 page, 5.5" x 8.5", ill-mannered writing journal from Unseemly Press features:

  • 100 lightly-lined blank pages for you to fill with bullshit
  • 55# acid-free cream paper for beautiful results with pencil, pen, and gel ink; or dirt and bits of food
  • 5.5" x 8.5" size is the ideal format to throw at your roommate when they're being an asshole
  • A satin perfect-bound cover for true bright colors and puke resistant durability
  • Lots of diary space for angry outbursts, insult development, black listing ex-friends, and rude doodles
  • An inside log page to claim your ownership and draw anatomically correct stick-people
  • Absolutely no idiotic quotes or prompts to make you want to vomit
  • Durable thick paper binding can be bent, twisted, and mushed; but is not fire-proof
  • Lightly-lined with generous spacing and margins, like you give a shit
  • Maintain your Neuro-Linguistic Programming log and improve your psychological skills *this is BS

This notebook can be used for literally whatever you want. Keep a booger collection with date stamps and what you think is in them. Write down the names of people you don't like then tear out the pages and wipe your ass with them. Create painfully bad poetry and read it to people on public transit. Draw pictures your mom would be ashamed of. The possibilities are truly unlimited!

Other uses include as a ingratitude journal, wishful thinking diet plan, gas and travel logs to record in-car flatulence, a workout book to record epic bowel movements, taking down your brilliant ideas (only to discover they're shite), recording your goals and accomplishments and trying to fill up even just half a fucking page, and so much more! Simple and comfortably spaced lightly-lined pages on rich cream paper allow you to use it however you like.

Keep one in your car, beside your bed, in your purse or backpack, under the couch, or give them out to staff and tell them you're doing a workplace happiness survey. Wherever and whenever you need to write down some random pile of garbage or great indignity, our ill-mannered journals will be there for you - judging you even. Plus, they make great gifts...maybe. (Try it on someone you only sort-of like first, just in case.

Scroll up and grab a copy today.

Thank you for your interest in our Unseemly Press journal. We really don't give a rats-ass if you enjoy using it or not. We think it's pretty messed up, actually. Visit us at:

  • UnseemlyPress.com
  • Facebook.com/unseemlypress
  • Twitter @UnseemlyPress


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781980417033
  • Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC - KDP Print US
  • Publisher Imprint: Independently Published
  • Height: 216 mm
  • No of Pages: 108
  • Spine Width: 7 mm
  • Width: 140 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1980417032
  • Publisher Date: 27 Feb 2018
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Weight: 145 gr


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