SCOOTERBOY!!! 1996. Scooterboy.com. Our design team member Paul McCallick produced a wonderful online comic called Scooterboy. It was so cool. Paul was very smart and the net was very slow back then. He devised a way for downloading the content while you were reading the first page. This meant your next page would just pop up and be ready. The perception of being very fast.
Check it out!
If you have a 14.4 or slower connection, you may want to go to the download page and pre-load all of the images for this episode.
http: //scooterboy.com/episode5/download.html
We are looking for the Lost Scooterboy Episodes. If you see them please share!
Thanks!
Bradley Bartz
Brad@Bartz.com
www.Scooterboy.com
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P.S. Scooterboy is so excited about rental scooters. The ability to jump and ride makes moving vinyl around town easier.
"Electric Scooter Rentals by Scooterboy" sounded so good to our hero. Within the pages of our comic book we see Hirlem start a business and learn from the Venture Business Manual how to avoid being road kill.
Monie is fully in. Together Hirlem and Monie take over the comic book electric scooter rental market as Scooterboy expanded from the pages to the pavement.
Always afraid of the Trenz can from Silicon Valley, Scoterboy is quite happen to be a Newport Beach baby.
Hirlem fit each rental scooter with 8-track tape players. The music was loud over the silent motors. You knew a Scooterboy was coming by the doppler effect.
Monie love the money and was good as programming. She moved in with Hirlem and they app'd the heck out of Scooterboy.com and led the generation.
Why own a car? Let Scooterboy meet and greet.
Legend has it that Monie was the first to put a live helmet camera on and broadcast to the web. The users simply loved being a voyeur to her day.
Scooterboy Shopping Services was launched. Put on the helmet and the Scootites will hire you to shop for them.
Watch out for Ms. Jones, Hirlem would always say. She wants you to squeeze the melons.
The Vespa Electric Scooters were fitted with mod mirrors and flags. Storage in the Vespa was epic and Hirlem would carry a portable record player in his.
Scooterboy Rentals own the comic book pages. If you see any other rental company in your comic book your are not seeing the real thing. You are riding digital, not analog, baby.
Coupons in the comic books to unlock street bound electric scooters was genius. Monie knew that the bar code was specific to the reader of the comic book and was as good as bitcoin. Ride you coupon clippers ride.
Hirlem loves Santa Monica and parking his personal Scooter on the parkway. His mirror and flag collection was unparalleled. His vinyl was outlawed but he became untouchable. In Santa Monica and in his mind, at least.
Fall in love with Monie and Hirlem as they get hounded by the cops while protecting the last of the vinyl.
The beach bonfires today are cops burning records and anything analog. The government can not record analog. It wants digital. So we can all be ones and zeros.
Don't be a one or a zero. Get your Scooterboy Electric Scooter Rental franchise for your comic book today. Monie, Hirlem and the Trenz will grace your pages.
Ready? Scooterboy.com
