Sardoodledom: The Broken Rule, Part one, Volume one, Fifth updated edition: This is a Modern Teen Gothic, Dystopian Dark Noir humored, Thriller Musical Love Story; not your light fluffy Disney dream, although there are paragon fairy tale princes and princesses mentioned; a Soap Operetta full of songs and of young adult epic proportions gone waywardly wanton. The forgotten and rancid-ridiculed, Eir O'Casey, aka Eirloom, Eirlooney, Triple A, (always all alone) whom is the top brilliant, uniquely comely and fetching female student-athlete egghead of the senior class, always withdrawn and timid, and highly sensitive yet strangely blacklisted, has been outcasted by her peers, with only one true friend for years: Tina. She forbears her last year in High school in Upstate Schenectady NY with her usual stoic grace. In and out of the shadows of her life is known since Kindergarten Scaramouch scoundrel Cagey Coz, Tony Cosentino, the bold, brutish handsome Heartthrob and gang ruler of the school who has kept a secret vow all these years for her and has been King of the County...Until the polite, perplexing, princely, dreamboat enigma Imre Himmel shows up out of nowhere, turning everyone's world and school days upside down with his exquisite manners, presence, talents and humanitarianism...and to everyone's odd surprise, strikes an intimate, quick rapport with the estranged Eir, becoming her staunch ally, to Tony's building, barking fury; mysterious, uncanny incidents and paranormal, eerie coincidences start to occur right off between Eir and Imre, sprouting a blooming, passionate love and bond for each other, as well as scenarios of dangerously dastardly individuals from Imre's clandestine past and present tailing and trying to end it all for him, whatever new happiness he has created...and Eir's femme fatale arch-enemy rival Tanyia the beauty queen is tantalizingly out to win Imre's heart and soul and everything else, and step all over Eir and destroy her at all costs; it doesn't end here, this is only the beginning for them all, secrets and sacrifices, envy and esoteric stunners...and a possessed, haunted mansion that holds the answers to it all...