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Faded TV star Gloria Grayson has hit rock bottom. Sacked from her starring role in a top soap, divorced from hell-raising actor Mad Tommy Mack, and obese from binge eating, her days as Britains sexiest blonde are well and truly over.

Gloria has gained 70 lbs when a paparazzi snaps unflattering photos, and a cruel tabloid article relaunches her career. Instantly, she and her fat, feisty dog Baby-Girl are booked for TVs Reality Rehab. Gloria is locked up with an American psychotherapist, a rabble of D-list celebrities and umpteen cameras, then put on a starvation diet. But worse is to come, with the shock arrival of her alcoholic ex-husband.

Tears and tantrums ensue, as the divorced couples joint therapy sessions take over the show and ratings soar. The other celebrities are infuriated to be sidelined and Reality Rehab fast becomes The Tommy and Glo Show. But Gloria and Tommy are hiding explosive secrets from each other and 10 million viewers - Reality is stranger than fiction!

Reality Rehab is the debut novel of Lisa Mary London, a journalist and former reality TV producer. A cast of hilarious characters, cliffhangers galore and an authentic voice that could only come from a TV insider, Reality Rehab is this years must-read!

Could just be the funniest book of the decade - Rajee Narinesingh, US Reality TV Star

The perfect frothy but sharply satirical read. Great fun! - Bee Jones, Glossed in a Good Book

Donate to Dogs! Mutts with Friends Dog Rescue & Rehoming receives 1 from every paperback sold. Enjoy a rollicking good read and help hounds - Like Joey Essex, its a no-brainer!

About the Author

Lisa Mary London went from chief reporter on a sleepy Cotswold newspaper to become celebrity producer on some of Britains best-loved TV shows. Her TV credits include An Audience with Ken Dodd, A BAFTA Tribute to Julie Walters, The British Comedy Awards and Im a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! Shes worked with stars from Kirk Douglas to Ant and Dec, and her debut novel Reality Rehab features around 200 famous names. Theres never a dull moment when youre working with the stars, says Lisa. One minute youre sipping champagne with Pierce Brosnan, the next youre standing in the Ladies minding Barbara Windsors handbag. Reality Rehab is based on her real life, behind-the-screen experiences as a celebrity producer. Ive met many old school stars like my books protagonist Gloria, who curse reality TV and think the cast of TOWIE should be stacking shelves at Tesco, not walking the red carpet. Shes a cross between Diana Dors, Boadicea and Miss Piggy, a glorious, garrulous anti-heroine with bags of fattitude - Gloria puts the real in reality TV! Glorias petulant pooch Baby-Girl is closely based on the books cover star, Lisas beloved Maltese, Dolly-Dog (says Lisa - You couldnt make her up). Dolly-Dog won fame on ITVs Loose Women when she married Sherrie Hewsons Westie Charlie, in a ceremony officiated by John Barrowman (available on YouTube). The couple split acrimoniously and are currently fighting for custody of a chew toy. A journalist by profession, Lisa has written for the Daily Mail and was briefly a News of the World reporter, but made her excuses and left before anyone was arrested for phone hacking.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781542909525
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Width: 152 mm
  • ISBN-10: 154290952X
  • Publisher Date: 13 Jul 2017
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 282
  • Weight: 0 gr

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