Problem with your pleasure model?

Did you come home after a hard day to find your Metrixa Sugar Girl just isn't as sweet as the day you unboxed her? Has your Rebel Cause 900 lost its bullwhip snap? Call Fant Fixers now!

Friends, you can do no better for your everyday service needs than Garl "Cupidwrench" Motts. Garl represents the very finest that Fant Fixers Repair Division has to offer. Whatever your artificial issue, large or small, humanoid or "other", leave your worries on the doorstep-Cupidwrench is on task! Need a libido check on a Marvex Brandi? Call Fant Fixers now! What about a recal-res on a Cyberbell Miles de Steele? We service all major brands! Garl and the rest of our talented FF team will fix your problem-guaranteed! Our techs are polite, on time, well-groomed, and with a wide range of service offerings. Operators are standing by! Fant Fixers.

We fix your problem-or the fix is on us!

Attitudinal recalibrations subject to limited warranty, soft- tissue assembly time not included in base repair rates, not responsible for after-market part performance metrics, for all non-humanoid chassis types extra charges may apply!

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