PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA is a completely different kind of book. It can be read as a novel or used as a stage play or made into a movie. Never before has this been done to the printed word! It is unique. It is the long, sad, funny laughable life of Anna Maria, a Chicago mother, with four unmarried, unmarriageable daughters--fat, ugly, mean, and nasty--who will never be able to find husbands she fears and will be stuck inside her home forever. Her passion, bordering on insanity, is to get them married and out of her house--Now! Even though, as pointed out by her husband, they are ten, eleven, twelve, and thirteen years of age. Impossible? So thinks her husband. But this is her passionate, insane addiction. She will get them married through trickery, deceit, cunning, lying, cheating. Anything short of a Chicago jail term this mother will do for her daughters. This book is a history of her hard work, achievements, and results in pure, unadulterated belly-button bursting LAUGHTER. Dear Reader, once you start reading this book you will be so intrigued you will not take time to empty your kidneys. Please go to the bathroom right now before you read the first page! Loosen your clothing, relax, and start this funny, funny journey.
About the Author: PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA is a completely different kind of book. It can be read as a novel or used as a stage play or made into a movie. Never before has this been done to the printed word! It is unique. It is the long, sad, funny laughable life of Anna Maria, a Chicago mother, with four unmarried, unmarriageable daughters--fat, ugly, mean, and nasty--who will never be able to find husbands she fears and will be stuck inside her home forever. Her passion, bordering on insanity, is to get them married and out of her house--Now! Even though, as pointed out by her husband, they are ten, eleven, twelve, and thirteen years of age. Impossible? So thinks her husband. But this is her passionate, insane addiction. She will get them married through trickery, deceit, cunning, lying, cheating. Anything short of a Chicago jail term this mother will do for her daughters. This book is a history of her hard work, achievements, and results in pure, unadulterated belly-button bursting LAUGHTER. Dear Reader, once you start reading this book you will be so intrigued you will not take time to empty your kidneys. Please go to the bathroom right now before you read the first page! Loosen your clothing, relax, and start this funny, funny journey. Robert Lesser the author of this book hates one food--Pizza. Never eats it, uses the heel of his shoe to stamp it down and thinks it has done more to ruin the United states of America than all the terrorists Al Qaeda can recruit. It has done HARM HARM HARM to every American and should be prohibited by federal law like we did alcohol from 1920 to 1933. This is an anti-Pizza book that depicts the horror, the terror, the pain, the shame and the huge potbelly every American wears today. This book is the beginning of the end of Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza in the United States of America. Robert Lesser the author has adopted this political passion to stop pizza dead, and this book is our mutual declaration of independence from this awful Eye-talian culinary invention. Down with Pizza and further down--all the way down--with PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA!