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O Salto Alto e a Inveja do Pênis

O Salto Alto e a Inveja do Pênis

          
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Crônicas e textos sobre Psicologia, Ciência e História. Curtos leves, bem humorados.TRECHOS: Desejo...Atenção amigos homens. O Ministério da Saúde adverte este texto não fará bem pra sua saúde. Mulheres têm desejo. E maior que o seu. Portanto se seu coração não aguenta vá pra a página de esportes ou faça o que os baianos recomendam: tire a cueca pela cabeça.O desejo nelas é básico, animal e voraz. Segurou o enfarte? Pois é isso mesmo.Desejo? Elas têm, elas gostam e gostam muito. Elas não foram feitas para ser de um único homem, aliás de nenhum. É bom ir se acostumando.Com exceção de sua mãe, sua irmã, sua mulher e sua filha, são todas umas vadias. Vadia é uma mulher com moral de homemNamoro Quântico...chegando ao quarto se ela, compreensivelmente insegura, lhe perguntar se você a ama, aí teremos que aplicar o Princípio da Incerteza. Complicou total. Não por que você não tenha certeza que a ama, mas por que a pergunta interfere no resultado da resposta. Funciona assim: toda vez que se mede alguma coisa o ato de medir interfere no resultado. E mais: quanto maior for a necessidade de exatidão maior será a interferência.O que significa que se sua resposta não a convencer e ela insistir, quanto mais ela insistir maior será a incerteza do resultado. Tadinha da menina.Bem vamos supor agora que subitamente o pai dela aparece e percebe pelo flagrante que a filha acabou de mudar de natureza quântica. Não adianta tentar usar a Lei da Relatividade para explicar que tudo depende da posição do observador. O pai dela está uma fera. Você sai correndo desesperado, o que não é muito louvável e muito menos quântico pois sua velocidade irá aumentando gradativamente.Atenção: a única velocidade realmente quântica é aquela do Bip Bip que ou está parado ou em louca disparada instantânea sem nenhum intervalo contínuo .Bem aquela transa no quarto causou outra alteração quântica na menina. Ela ficou grávida. Mas não se preocupe estar grávida é quântico, mas a gravidez não. Dura nove longos meses e passa continuamente.O problema é que ela misturou Risco com Incerteza. Risco é quando se conhece todas as probabilidades de ocorrência dos eventos e Incerteza é quando não se pode quantificá-los. Ela correu o Risco de engravidar e até que quanticamente nasça o bebê ela ondulará na Incerteza de se você vai ou não vai assumir a paternidade.Mas você pode acabar com a ansiedade dela e quanticamente dizer: - Eu sou o pai da criança.


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  • ISBN-13: 9781673861686
  • Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC - KDP Print US
  • Publisher Imprint: Independently Published
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 132
  • Spine Width: 8 mm
  • Width: 152 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1673861687
  • Publisher Date: 10 Dec 2019
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: Portuguese
  • Returnable: N
  • Weight: 204 gr

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