This is Dada Palooza, a celebration of original and inane New Century Dada works. You get an incredible combination of mal arte including 68 original Dada Poems, 72 new Dada Auto-Collages, 135 Auto-Generated Surreal Jokes, 25 jokes on Dadaists, over 130 authentic and faux Dada and art quotes, 10 pages of scenes from Dada Cocktail Cliché Theater, a scene from an original play of Finnegans Wake, 9 Dada Cocktail Poems, 15 unpotable Dada cocktail recipes, 7 articles and maps showing the influence of Dada, 5 Dada serial episodes, 5 Dada cocktail carols, 10 doctored pages from the Dada archives, Dada patron saints, dozens of Dada fables, essays, stories, warnings, model gentleman's letters, text montages, and much more. Not even a rancid critic can call our Dada dull. You get all this New Century Dada plus our world-famous 50-year guarantee. Get Dada Palooza for the amazing low price of only $14.95! (Not sold on other planets.)
Mug and Mali are currently enjoying the flourishing of Dada at the Constance Noring Institute for the Study of Retoxification, where their work on Late Dada Cocktails made them the subjects in numerous experiments. They were the first to suggest the use of personal injury lawyers as shark chums. While interns at 2M's Boris Scilley Yellow Sticky Lab they illuminated both upper and lower brain approaches to left field theory and were co-guest editors (with Rufus Leaking) of "Do Trousers Matter?" Mug and Mali enjoy sharpening crayons, dulling others' wits through the application of delicious cocktails, cooking up mischief, and advocating monkey-wrenching as a tactic of last resort.
Here's what they're saying about Mug & Mali's Dada Palooza:
"This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln.
"This work made me drink a whole pitcher of dry Martinis." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter.
"How do we get our money back?" - Amelia Barfup, The Chicago Chugger.
"This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Quarterly Literary Bungle.
"We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli.
"They laid him brawdawn alanglast bed. With a bockalips of finisky fore his feet... Tee the tootal of the fluid hang the twoddle of the fuddled, O!" - James Joyce, Finnegans Wakeup Call.
"Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Frankly.
"This is the worst book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln.
"If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Vito Powers, The Illiterary Journal.