What would you do if...
* Ben Stein asked you to pick up his dead
stuffed dog from the taxidermist?
* Mr. T made you cry?
* An American Gladiator asked you out on
a date?
* You were told to make the audio drop
cleaner when Grace Slick said, "Fuck you
guys"?
* Your boss, an Emmy-award winning Producer,
told you that you just dripped mucus on him?
Through a collection of vignettes that loosely weave together, Rachel Reiss shares the unusual, bizarre, and unbelievable experiences of her first year in Hollywood and working for television producer Al Burton. Within a year, she finds herself hanging out with celebrities, writing television scripts, running strange errands, and caught in the most unpredictable circumstances.
Meanwhile, Reiss also struggles to deal with the trials and tribulations of being a 22-year-old - dating and love, popular culture, being broke, and attempting to define and understand the world around her.
Reiss documents a year in her life, complete with ups and downs, moments of sheer embarrassment and flickers of grandeur, as well as humor, sadness, and understanding. And somewhere, amidst the madness, she surprisingly learns a few things about life...
