We started out to write a best-selling recipe book, but inadvertently authored a book with undrinkable cocktail recipes, New Century Dada creations, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, and other inane blather from the usual gang of idiots. In spite of the menace posed by hoards of lunatic literary agents, Mug and Mali announced this new disagreeable collection of malicious recipes and other crud. Readers will find the miscellany bewildering and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Mug & Mali's Malicious Mischief Recipes" is immature, yet ill-mannered, up-staging such lesser works as, "How to Moon Improperly!" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy! The New Century Dada Press brings the mystique and power of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not a movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Its post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, and miscellaneous authors. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln "This is a real recipe for disaster." - Lucinda Head, The Julia Chilled Society of Bread Burners. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Frankly. "This book represents the ascent of the English language." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "I see a lot of Miscellany, but not so many recipes." - Tyrone Shoelaces, The Daily Bungle. "This work made me drink a whole pitcher of dry Martinis." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "Where do we get our money back?" - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Loose Change Quarterly. "What a great cure for insomnia!" - Freida People, The Roman Tribune. "...one of the ...vital and ...important ...Modern Dadaists we have." - Barb Dwyer, The Modern Guide to Drunken Dadaists. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal.
About the Author: Mug & Mali are currently Sued Chefs at the Constance Noring Institute for the Study of Pretoxification, where their work on sausage patty grout made them the subjects in numerous experiments. They have co-authored over forty miscellaneous books, many copies of which have survived the purges (search Amazon with the key words "Miscellany" and "Boose"). Mug & Mali were the first to suggest the use of personal injury lawyers as Spam filler. While interns at 2M's Boris Scilley Yellow Sticky Lab they illuminated both upper and lower brain approaches to left field theory and were co-guest editors (with Rufus Leaking) of "Do Trousers Matter?" Mug & Mali enjoy sharpening crayons, dulling others' wits through the application of delicious cocktails, cooking up mischief, and advocating monkey wrenching as a tactic of last resort. Enjoy! "If you see someone crying, ask if it's because of their haircut."