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THE MOOTRIX: Reality is NOT what you think it is! Soon to be a movie... A bizarre and fall down laughing journey into a wild fantasy world that makes Lord of the Rings look like Kung Fu Panda. A beautiful, determined, yet clueless, Chinese Princess pursues a dangerously stupid quest to recover the lost cows of Holoworld. For without cows, the dragons and the subjects of the mighty Chick (yes, Chick) Norris will be thrown into a ceaseless battle that will not end until well after breakfast. Aided and abetted by a handsome god who is possibly an experiment in Artificial Stupidity, a tiny dragon with a bad case of small dragon syndrome and a great white shark named Norman that does not play golf, the Princess must find and defeat the evil Dark Lord who may, or may not, have abducted the cows of peace. With a stunning cameo appearance from Bananas in Pyjamas and the terrifying unveiling of THE ULTIMATE WEAPON, The Mootrix will entrap you and leave you covered in green slime. And just when you think that you know what is going on, the Supermodels unplug their iPuds and threaten to shave your head - or anything else. Full as a goog with love, loss, laughter, loyalty and alliteration, The Mootrix will make you question the nature of reality. Or the reality of nature. Whatever. You will hold on breathlessly as you are taken deep into the dragons' lair and exposed to the secrets of I____ ____ing. A knowledge too dangerous to be placed in a mere description of the book. You will cry with the nerds as they pathetically battle for survival against the massive army of the Dark Lord. Until, finally, the incredible, unbelievable truth of The Mootrix is revealed. A truth so fearsome you will be as scared as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. This book is unique. Part The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, part Lord of the Rings, part Alice in Wonderland and part The Matrix without Keanu Reeves, The Mootrix takes you to a world of wonder, surprise and laughter. Multi-layered, simple and yet laughably profound, The Mootrix contains a twist that nobody has yet guessed before the final page reveal. Will you be the first person to deduce the incredible secret of The Mootrix? Not only is this a truly original story, but the author has a huge talent for beating the English language into hilarious submission. Sly and witty, this is tremendous fun and you won't find anything else like it. Think of Princess Lau as Alice in Wonderland's cousin: they both went through the looking glass, but took different paths. - BBC Addict Houston "This is a most excellent adventure." Bill and Ted.
About the Author: Martin P Kerrigan lives happily with his beautiful Chinese partner near the beaches. He practices manifesting joy, happiness and abundance for himself and all the people that he loves. He is an awed observer of the incredible beauty and magic of our world. He laughs a great deal. His books reflect his interests and are all available on Amazon. Joke books. Funny Jokes for all Occasions. Stupid Jokes, Short Funny Jokes and Funny One Liners: Wit, wisdom and weirdness. Stupid Jokes, Short Funny Jokes and Funny One Liners - Pas Deux: The World is Weird. A horror novel - Fear The Dark. Books on manifesting magic and love. Manifesting Magic: The Ultimate 7 Step System to Bring Anything You Want into your Life. Manifesting Mastery: A Practical Step by Step Guide. His interests are eclectic and varied. Classical guitar. Wing Chun kung fu Master. Writing novels. Being really, really incredibly good looking. Life is great and getting better every day. Martin hopes that all of his readers live long and prosper!


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781530796786
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 203 mm
  • No of Pages: 502
  • Series Title: English
  • Sub Title: Reality is NOT what you think it is!
  • Width: 127 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1530796784
  • Publisher Date: 26 Apr 2016
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 26 mm
  • Weight: 489 gr


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