Fifty Shades of Funny! Comedy Quickies to Make You Laugh Reading Moe's writing is like sharing inside jokes with an old friend. He's funny. He's courageous. And he smells like guacamole.
Need a laugh? I'm sure there's one in here somewhere!
"Moe Hooligan's Funny Shorts" offers Moe's outrageous takes on boinking: "Sex. It's not just for reproduction anymore."
Pornography: "Hardcore is obscene; softcore is not, but one can always hope."
Desire: "Lust is in the crotch of the beholder."
Stalkers: "If a woman receives flowers from a Secret Admirer who looks like Brad Pitt, everything's fine. 'He's just so romantic.' But if the poor fellow looks less attractive, he's no longer romantic; he's a deranged stalker!"
And even manners: "The proper forms of address are Babe and Kiddo or Dude and sometimes Stud."
Ah, truly words to live by. This book offers you more fun than a rectal exam by a foreign doctor with a lisp. (Which is quite all right, if that's who you are and how you want to live your life.)
What's In Store For You: Beginning with a nutty note from the publisher, "Moe Hooligan's Funny Shorts" contains such crazy comedy quickies as:
"Romance Tips for Dudes Looking to Score"
(Worth the cost of the book): "All Sports Are Based on Sex"
"Her Skin Must Be Sooo Deep"
"How to Make the One You Love Think You Really Care"
"How to Tell If You're in Love"
(This is a fun game to play): "Let's Boink and Make Up"
"If You Please"
"Just Say 'No'"
(Worth much, much more than the cost of the book): "Gee, I Found the G-Spot"
"Remote Out of Control"
"When Women Want to Talk"
"The Slippery Surf"
"Stalker Thoughts"
"What Constitutes Pornography"
"What to Say to Women"
"Miscellaneous Moe"
Ends with Moe's "Fondle Farewell"
These Aren't Bedtime Stories for Young Children
Although not excessively vulgar, this book contains adult humor. Not for anyone underage.
Also, if you're easily uptight, maybe this isn't the book for you. (Or maybe it is; and you just don't know it yet!) I'm just warning you that you may find some of the enclosed material offensive. I'm warning you, but Moe's daring you. In fact, He double dog dares you. Rather, he triple dog dares you! Quadruples even!!
At the very least, you want to find the G-spot; don't you? Well then, what more incentive do you need? For less than the cost of something that costs more than this book, like a seafaring yacht or a Concorde passenger plane, you can enjoy loads of laughs. A load of something; that's for sure. Hurry; and buy this book now before you come to your senses!
P.S. It's racy without being raunchy. Or it's raunchy without being racy. Or it's both. Or none of the above. Whichever one you want, it's probably the other one. But I feel you will find something to make you laugh in this book. In fact, I'm sure you'll find a lot more than one laugh, so scroll up and click the Buy button now!
