If you don't read Luna for the Lunies!, you will miss the following:
This is the future: an Apple Records logo stamped on the cheek of humanity...forever.
Proper attribution format in news articles must be maintained. This is what separates us from the animals!
When everybody looks like they are starving, true starvation becomes kitsch.
"Have we learned nothing from the GEU UME?"
"Y"' ''''d't ''''''' h'' b'' '' ca' g''," v'' W'''y s'''.
"I doubleplusunhate you. I doubleplusunhate you with all my heart!"
"As we say in the company's executive colouring book: Extremism in the pursuit of violent vices is no liberty."
After you've slept with a comedian, there are no depths to which people won't believe you can sink.
"As happy as a herd of flutzes. Trips off the tongue, doesn't it?" Of course, you won't miss any of this because you just read it. Here. In the description of the book. But, you will miss other things that are almost as good. Like, context. So...there.
About the Author: Ira Nayman is profilic. Proficlic. Proclif - he writes a lot. He previously published two Alternate Reality News Service books: Alternate Reality Ain't What It Used To Be and What Were Once Miracles Are Now Children's Toys. Print versions of both are available online at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Chapters/Indigo and other fine bookstores. New Alternate Reality News Service stories appear weekly on Ira's Web site: Les Pages aux Folles (http: //www.lespagesauxfolles.ca). These include two advice columns: Ask Amritsar (about love and romance and technology) and Ask the Tech Answer Guy (about anything to do with technology except love and romance). Readers are encouraged to submit their own questions for the advice columns. Les Pages aux Folles also contains topical political and social satire and surreal cartoons. The Weight of Information, the pilot for a radio series based on Alternate Reality News Service articles, can be heard on YouTube. Ira has written a series of short stories set in a universe where all matter is conscious featuring object psychologist Antonio Van der Whall. As of this writing, four of the stories are in print or forthcoming: "A Really Useful Engine" appeared in the anthology Even Birds Are Chained To The Sky and Other Tales: The Fine Line Short Story Collection; "Escalation is Academic" can be found in the anthology UnCONventional; "Thinking is the Worst Way to Travel" can be read in Explorers: Beyond the Horizon, and; "If the Mountain Won't Come to Mohammed" will appear in Here Be Monsters. Several other stories have been sent to various publications, where they await editorial acceptance. Ira has also written a novel called Welcome to the Multiverse (Sorry for the Inconvenience) and two novellas ("The Dragon of the Bagel" and "The Rhododendron Who Cried Foul at Teatime") that follow the adventures of investigators for the Transdimensional Authority, the organization that monitors and polices travel between dimensions. These are currently awaiting decisions by publishers. Ira can be found on Twitter at https: //twitter.com/#!/ARNSProprietor and Facebook: http: //www.facebook.com/ira.naym
