From 22 Billion AD Comes the Last Book Ever Written!
The universe has been destroyed after a small misunderstanding and the only thing left alive in all of existence is the ageless immortal South. With nothing else left to do up there, he does the one thing he swore he would never do: write his memoir. Detailing everything from his modern-day romance with an Edinburgh-based archaeologist to his millennia-long quest for revenge against one of his own, Love at the End of Everything leaves no secret uncovered. From hidden treasure to the pyramids, Jack the Ripper's real identity to daily life on a pirate ship, South reveals it all in what some are calling the greatest tabloid memoir of all time!
Ixtab Media is proud to use innovative technology from CERN to bring you this real and genuine and legitimate memoir from the future. We spared no expense bringing it from the cold recesses of the end of the universe and are excited to share it with you, our loyal and future readers. Does it also contain a secret equation for time travel and/or the creation of dark matter? Probably. Who's to say? Maybe. I don't know. But one thing is for sure, it's a book.
Love at the End of Everything spans the entirety of human history and explores such topics as human worth, love, loss, colonialism, regret, guilt, complacency, class warfare, depression, addiction, systemic violence, genocide, rage, confusion, and our relationship with the living, ever-changing history of the world. Our today is the future's past, so why not get a copy of this book billions of years before anyone else does?
IMPORTANT: The English government is inept and cut much needed health and wellness programs directed at people living with cancer in the North East of England. The money needed to go on a failed mobile app instead. Because of this, and because we are a non-profit publishing company, 20% of each sale will be donated to Live Well with Cancer, a Tyneside-based outreach charity who aim to assist those in the community who need the support.
About D.D. Williams: D.D. is an obvious penname. They have battled homelessness, addiction, and various mental health issues throughout their life. As a child, the doctors said they would not be able to read or write. At least one of these claims has been proven false. D.D. currently lives near you but is looking to move. This is their debut novel.
About Ixtab Media: Founded in perhaps the worst non-wartime, post-enlightenment year to start a publishing company, Ixtab Media is a non-profit small press dedicated to developing underrepresented talent, creating inclusive, fun works of fiction, and otherwise trying to be the change we want to see in the literary world. Our authors and artists come from various backgrounds and three continents, although we aim to expand on this. We pay our authors a significantly higher percentage of sales than any mainstream publisher, and we also work with various charities and freelance artists to help promote their respective works.