Lesbian sex has been confounding people since the dawn of time. What is it that two women do together exactly? The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) is a humorous guide to lesbian sex, dating rituals, and relationships, and aims to dispel all myths. Haiku paired with hilarious watercolor illustrations of cats in various stages of sexual awkwardness will enlighten, demystify, remystify, and most importantly entertain as you learn about all the aspects involved in girl-on-girl action.
From lesbian pick-up lines:
Pronounce Annie Proulx's
name correctly--watch lady's
cargo pants fall off.
To icebreaker haiku for first dates:
It has been MANY
years, but I'm not done griping
about The L Word.
To, of course, the mechanics of lesbian sex:
It's like straight sex but
afterwards we ask ourselves,
"We just had sex, right?"
Lesbian sex is
like water polo--no one
really knows the rules.
This laugh-out-loud book is the perfect gift to amuse and educate your friends, loved ones, and lovers.
About the Author: ANNA PULLEY is a writer in Oakland, California. Her work has appeared in New York magazine and Mother Jones, on BuzzFeed, AlterNet, The Toast, and Salon, and in zines tastefully peppered with Ani DiFranco lyrics. She's been a repeat guest on Dan Savage's podcast, Savage Love, and is a sex and relationship columnist for the Chicago Tribune and AfterEllen.
KELSEY BEYER is an artist living in Oakland. She specializes in prints, drawings, illustrations, and figure modeling. Her work has been featured on Foulmouth Greetings cards, in the National Queer Arts Festival, on The Toast, and in Gay Men Draw Vaginas. She has been moonlighting as the unofficial visual documentarian for the Bay Area's favorite girl orgy since 2009.
