"The Knight's Tale: A Medieval Start-Up Story" by Quill McLaughlin
Jousting meets fast food in this hilarious romp through Medieval England!
Sir Danny, a bumbling Knight Templar with a knack for trouble, returns from the Crusades with a secret that could change history-or at least make him filthy rich. Enter Jenny, the village's notorious gossip with a heart of gold and a mouth that runs faster than a runaway horse.
When Danny's Templar career goes up in smoke faster than a dragon's sneeze, he stumbles into a hare-brained scheme: introducing fast food to the 12th century! With Jenny by his side and a cast of colorful characters-including a debt-ridden lord, a grumpy archbishop, and a band of Templars who can't keep a secret to save their lives-Danny turns from Knight to "Knight of the Kitchen Realm."
But can their budding romance survive a menu of outrageous lies, anachronistic inventions, and meat buns that are definitely NOT blessed by the Pope?
Told in a uproarious mockumentary style by the BBC (Broadcasting Before Christ), this romantic comedy serves up a feast of laughter, love, and very questionable medieval marketing strategies.
Will Danny and Jenny's "McLuden's" become the hottest thing since burning at the stake? Or will their plans fall flatter than a failed trencher?
Find out in "The Knight's Tale: A Medieval Start-Up Story"-where the Dark Ages have never been so deliciously funny!
Perfect for fans of Terry Pratchett, Monty Python, and anyone who's ever wondered what a medieval Happy Meal might look like. Grab your copy now and prepare for a crusade of comedy!
