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"Looking For Love?""Tired Of The Undead Bar Scene?""Ready To Meet Your One True Mate?""Well Give Mandy A Call At The Undead Dating Agency!""We'll Find Your One True Mate, Money Back Guarantee!"Janis Kelly read the ad hanging on the window of her favorite restaurant and thought that Mandy person must be insane! Janis was a 433-year-old vampire. 412 years as a vampire. Hundreds of years, and she still hadn't found her true mate. That's because he didn't exist. It's not that Janis didn't date, or have an occasional long-term relationship, it's just that she hadn't met her "one true mate" yet. The ancients say that we all have one true mate. I say the ancients are nuts. "Oh well, I haven't been on a date in six months, I'll call Ms. Mandy and at least go on some dates. The flyer had little pieces hanging on the bottom with the name of the business and a phone number. Janis pocketed it and went inside to get her lunch.Vampires had lived among humans throughout time. They didn't exactly live in the shadows, but no one could know their secret either. That's why they finally decided to come out of the shadows. Humans took it pretty good. Well, most humans. Some still tried to kill us. That was pretty amusing to watch. Humans are silly beings and they believed all the myths about us. They didn't realize that all the myths about us were created by the ancient's years ago. They wanted to be sure we were safe if someone found out about us. So, yea, stakes to the heart? Won't work. Garlic? The ancients were created in Italy, we all love Italian food. Sunlight? Again, no. How do you think we were all able to live among you and not be found out? Most of us actually love the sun. That's why so many of us live in places like Hawaii. Oh yea, if you live in Hawaii, you probably know many vampires. Crosses? No, God loves us too, therefore he didn't create something that would kill us. It was all great fun to watch though. None of us took it personally when someone tried to kill us, after all we kind of expected it. Wait...did I say none of us took it personally? Okay, most of us didn't take it personally.But enough about that. This vamp needs to go on a date, damn it! I at least needed to find a friend with benefits! Janis went in to drink her lunch and as soon as she got home she would call Mandy from the Undead Dating Agency.While Janis is looking for her one true mate, her best friend, Magdalena Serpentine, Maggie for short, is having a problem that she needs help with. Maggie is a very powerful witch, and the head of the witches council. A young witch has cast a spell that could affect the entire paranormal community. Not only do Maggie and the two other members of the witches council, Ollie and Sarafina, need to find a way to deal with this new witch so she makes no more mistakes like this, they also need to find a way to stop the spell before all hell breaks loose on earth.The different species in the paranormal community rarely work well together. However, if they don't play nice now and come together as one, all of earth may suffer. Even the hell hounds will be helping with this one! But can the supernatural community do it alone? Or would a little help from a human or two help? Ollie's girlfriend, the slightly crazy, slightly eccentric, Alex Marley be along for the ride! She's been in a wheelchair for years, but that doesn't stop her from coming to the rescue when needed. She has a heart of gold and swears like a sailor. She's complicated and oh so much fun! Did I mention they'll be calling on Satan for a little help? Will Janis be able to find her one true mate AND help this motley crew find a way to save earth before it's too late? She's praying she can!


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781717781680
  • Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC - KDP Print US
  • Publisher Imprint: Independently Published
  • Height: 203 mm
  • No of Pages: 90
  • Series Title: The Undead Dating Agency
  • Weight: 109 gr
  • ISBN-10: 1717781683
  • Publisher Date: 15 Jul 2018
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 6 mm
  • Width: 127 mm

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