The Recipe for a Happy Marriage Start with a large pot of sweetened boiling water
Allow half the water to evaporate all preconceived impurities
And unrealistic expectations
Add one pound of compassion
One cup of unadulterated fun
Now boil off the fear so that the aroma of love pervades
Then add two tablespoons of respect and a pinch of titillation
Then stir gently, adding sex to taste.
In a smaller sauce pan, put in all of the emotions
Seasoned with honey, salt, and ginger to stimulate the expression of their
fragrances Don't worry if the odor of frustration is too strong. It will
evaporate if you add a pinch of acceptance and a teaspoon of honesty
Wait ten minutes. Mix the two pots together and serve hot
You now have an exciting dish of love, partnership and friendship
That will pleasure your days and nights
And stay wonderfully fresh
