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I'll Make You Fat: (And Really Sick Too--A Total Non-Sense Novel Way to Pack On The Pounds)

I'll Make You Fat: (And Really Sick Too--A Total Non-Sense Novel Way to Pack On The Pounds)

          
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Are you tired of being scrawny?Then I Will Make You Fat is the one book you want in order to leave puny, scrawny, and the "little" lifestyle behind.No longer will you worry about how to get and keep all the weight you want. In this simple, straightforward book, you'll find all you need to know about padding with pounds!Dear Skinny, Are you like I was? Tired of trying and trying to get fat? Using every gimmick, diet, plan, and program that came along, only to yo-yo back and forth from scrawny and mildly brawny?Hi, my name is W. B. Fat, and I am now proud to say that after living the little lifestyle, I finally found the secrets to get away from it and never look back. And I've been fat ever since.So, if you're ready to give up the thin life for good, then look no further. You have stumbled upon the ultimate fat lasting system--one that will get you fat, keep you fat, and add extra pounds, problems, and padding like you won't believe.This TOTALLY unPROVEN SYSTEM will give you: -PEACE OF MIND. You'll no longer worry if you're going to get fat by following its simple rules. The straightforward system is as simple as it gets.-CONFIDENCE to feel like your true self--and know you are transforming into the ideal you. Although there is no GUARANTEE TO GET FAT, this book will let you walk and talk the fat way.-EXCITEMENT. Why not feel all tingly inside and want to share this novel approach with everyone you know? Seeing, believing, and living the system that has never been REAL-WORLD TESTED will make you want to brag about all the fat you've gained!-KNOWLEDGE TO GET FAT! The system starts on page 13, and you won't believe how easy it will be to turn Tiny into Tubby!"Since this information is out, I'm afraid me and my kind are going to be extinct!" --Slice O. Pizza"I used to do Reverse Liposuction on people (taking used old fat and injecting it under the skin of boney-maloney people). But now, people are [getting fat] on their own...and for a fraction of the price."--Dr. Chub PaddingtonSo, here's the deal. You get all these benefits packed into one easy to read book.That's a total of over $500 worth of information, tips, advice and the system itself. There is over 40 pages of life-changing novel fiction in this book with no GUARANTEE TO MAKE YOU FAT!PLAIN AND SIMPLE.What have got to lose? (Aside from the name Skinny?)You are under NO OBLIGATION to buy, but why not change your life now? Get an awesome book to read and feel great knowing how to GET FAT!The best part? It only costs a few bucks.That's right. For way less than a doctor's visit, you can inform yourself about fat in an entertaining way and know that only you possess the power to GET FAT!But don't think that's all--I've also included numerous appendices just for you.Page 30--Food Do's and Don'ts. A brief list for quick-starting your journeyPage 41--Fat's Five--5 key ingredients un-PROVEN TO ACCELERATE ill-health issuesp.s.After struggling to gain weight myself as a fictional character, I know it can be hard. Hard to do it yourself. Hard to talk to someone. Hard to see a doctor. But with this book, and this system, you now have a guide--and a friend alongside you as well.So stop worrying--get help and peace of mind NOW--and start getting FAT!Sincerely, W.B. FatHey, if you haven't figured it out yet, this is a work of fiction. Yes, it is a real book, but it's total fiction. FYI. There. That's the disclaimer.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781530415182
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 203 mm
  • No of Pages: 62
  • Series Title: English
  • Sub Title: (And Really Sick Too--A Total Non-Sense Novel Way to Pack On The Pounds)
  • Width: 127 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1530415187
  • Publisher Date: 06 Mar 2016
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 3 mm
  • Weight: 72 gr


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