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"I Can't Poop If God Is Watching": We knew we were in trouble when she started kindergarten. She made the Down Syndrome boy spit on the mean boy for her because she knew he wouldn't g

"I Can't Poop If God Is Watching": We knew we were in trouble when she started kindergarten. She made the Down Syndrome boy spit on the mean boy for her because she knew he wouldn't g

          
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In Kindergarten she had the boy with Down Syndrome in her class fill his mouth with water and spit it all over the mean boy for her. In 1st grade she got in trouble for telling her teacher to "just get on with it", in 2nd grade she told her friend that we were poor and the next day came home with a crisp, real $100 bill in her backpack. In 3rd grade she got "engaged" with a real, store bought, gold ring and a written proposal from a boy and took a dead mole in a Ziplock bag to school for show and tell. No, Giana Jane is not your typical grade schooler, not even close. These hilarious stories are true and are guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.
About the Author: Karen Reynolds Scott is a foster Mom with a great big heart for kids. Raising kids of all ages and ethnicities, and from all walks of life, she has experienced the funniest things and knows for a fact that real life is stranger than fiction. Hearing herself saying bizarre things out loud, inspired her book "Things that Come Out of My Mouth", followed by her book about her daughter, Giana, "I Can't Poop if God is Watching". She loves these kids completely and chooses to maintain her sense of humor in spite of the endless piles of laundry, unbelievable food consumption, and wet towels on the wood furniture. Her and her tolerant husband live in Florida and would enjoy traveling, going to the movies, and eating out if they could ever afford it. Right now they enjoy chaos, lots of noise, and a messy house filled with love.


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  • ISBN-13: 9781518776885
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 146
  • Series Title: The Giana Files
  • Sub Title: We knew we were in trouble when she started kindergarten. She made the Down Syndrome boy spit on the mean boy for her because she knew he wouldn't g
  • Width: 152 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1518776884
  • Publisher Date: 15 Jul 2016
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 8 mm
  • Weight: 204 gr

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