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How to be a Snail Mail Millionaire: Snail Mail Aint Dead Yet Folks

How to be a Snail Mail Millionaire: Snail Mail Aint Dead Yet Folks

          
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This eBook and paperback book are sold exclusively through Amazon only. For a limited time you can download a copy for just $0.99! The listing price of this eBook is $3.99 and paperback is $12.99. Let us take a break from reality and enjoy a nice little laugh at the world! Do not think for a second that millionaires are any SMARTERUR than you are. As a matter of fact, I would go so far to say that many of them are even DUMBERUR than you are. If you really want to be a successful business person and take things to another level then you absolutely must be willing to sell at least 51% of your soul to the Devil. You will not become a millionaire without becoming a grade A Axle Rose type of A - hole. It will not happen. So if you are not willing to trade tit for tat with your own conscience then just simply set the bar lower. You can still enjoy a nice comfy life if you strive to be a 75 thousandaire! I am going to do something that no one will ever do. And that is tell you the 100% truth about how easy it is to become filthy rich in snail mail even right now in todays world. Especially right now!. It is so easy! It is like clubbing baby seals in your bath tub! Read below very carefully, because I stole this note from a multi - millionaire mail order shysters refrigerator one day back when I was his pool boy. How to get filthy rich off of the backs of rubes in mail order. Love notes from a mail order God. Know your market - Target old blue hairs and dumb College kids. Live by the mail order treble hook mantra - bate your hooks with the most unrealistic tripe known to man. Hook 1 - Convince them you WILL make them rich yesterday. Hook 2 - Convince them to take action today because their opportunity will be gone by tomorrow . Hook 3 - Convince them that you will personally be there to guide them every step of the way. Give them a false sense of security. DO NOT FORGET THE LURE. Lure them in with FREE gifts. Create a perceived value of the FREE gifts that are to be at least 100X the actual value of the gift. Do not be afraid to beat them over the head with the word FREE!!!!!! Use exclamation points to attract even a lower IQ crowd. AS stupid as this may seem, this works. Remember you are better than the rubes that you are attempting to shyster. DO NOT LISTEN TO JIMINY CRICKET. DO NOT LET YOUR CONSCIENCE BE YOUR GUIDE. When you sense an opportunity, pounce on them like a bobcat pouncing on a baby rabbit. When you begin to show signs of weakness, drop "Kill Em All" into your cd player, and memorize these words. "No remorse - no repent - we don't care - what it meant - another day - another breathe - another sorrow - another death." You are a stud. No really, you truly are a stud. Force them to realize this too. Use it to your advantage. In order to keep others under your thumb, you have got to force them to realize that you are above them. If anyone questions your authority OFF WITH THEIR HEADS. Brush up on your public speaking because rubes will pay thousands just to see you in person. Create some type of 1 on 1 coaching BS. Again the rubes love this SHTUFF. Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade, upgrade. Always keep them confused with upgrades. Do not forget to show off. Send them pictures of you on vacation in Italy, or Hawaii sipping on 20 dollar margaritas. I know it is hard to believe but this SHTUFF truly works on the dumbest of the dumb. And this is your target that you are after. Always link a mail order scheme to the internet.Convince them they don't even need a computer to run an online business.


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  • ISBN-13: 9781497452152
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 58
  • Series Title: Grow a Pair and Be Your Own Boss
  • Weight: 91 gr
  • ISBN-10: 1497452155
  • Publisher Date: 27 Mar 2014
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 3 mm
  • Width: 152 mm


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