Holy Effing Hell!a gratitude journal for mad-ass adults can be yours for the taking!
***Funny Gratitude Journal Contains Curse Words for Adults Only***
Let's address the obvious - people suck. They're rude. They're gross. They're offensive. They're negligent. They're liars. They're dumb as f*ck. And more often than not, they can be real sh*tbags! While there are a handful of good ones out there, most of humanity deserves a good verbal lashing!
Find your swanity.
Brought to you by the creators of Woke AF, now you can unleash your innermost disgust on humanity each day with this vulgar guided Swanity JournalTM. Holy Effing Hell! A Sweary Gratitude Journal for Mad-Ass Adults will get you swearing-off at life's most maddening bullsh*t to bring a smile to your face and help you find a little peace and hope for the days ahead. Curse away your rage and find your sanity. Swearing is sanity, and what we like to call, "swanity."
What's Inside?
This Swanity Journal is chock-full of bad language and comes complete with sassy writing prompts to help you summarize your day, get out the rage, and plan for a better tomorrow. Each two-page spread is divided into two writing sections: "Out with the Bad" and "In with the Good," that allow for a controlled release of today's negative energy followed by a cleansing with good vibes for the future ahead.
Writing prompts include:
- Screw this Sh*t...
- Today's Dumbf*ckery...
- Today I'm Glad AF I Didn't...
- This Sh*t Made Me Smile Today...
- Something Amazeballs I Accomplished Today is...
- Tomorrow I Look Forward to...
- F*ckwad of the Day Winner's Circle...
- Three Sweary Words to Describe Today Are...
- Oh, For F*ck's Sake...
- Today's Sh*tstorm Went Like This...
- Holy F*cking Hell...
- Today's Random Horsesh*t...
- And more!
Inside, you'll also find a smattering of the Woke Notes team's favorite obscene words of wisdom, and their patent-pending Agita-Ometer (rated in spicy hot peppers), so you easily can keep tabs on your level of agitation each week!
Who's It For?
Intended for sassy adults only, this Swanity JournalTM makes a perfect gift for any occasion, especially birthdays, bridal showers, and Santa Swaps. It's a hilarious gift for teachers, and a great gag gift for coworkers, sisters, and tired-ass moms. We think just about anyone who's sick and tired of life's everyday bullsh*t can find comfort in telling the world to "Eff off!"
It works for us and we know it will work for you too!
There's More...
Be sure to check out our Author page to stay up-to-date on the latest Swanity Journals.
