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Imagine if a matchmaking service used the same procedures as an eye doctor. Imagine if the career of the future turned out to be a moneymaking pursuit from the past. Imagine if a severe weather graphic appeared on your TV just as the Red Sea was being parted in the movie "The Ten Commandments." Bill Kempin has imagined all these things and more. He presents his humorous perspective on circumstances worldly and otherworldly in the book "The Great, Grand, Glorious Scheme of Things." With journeys through journalism in his background, Bill possesses an eye for detail connected to a sense of the absurd that finds something askew in almost every situation. His observations and deductions may not unlock all of life's mysteries, but they might produce laughter as you realize that you're not the only person who thinks napkins are running rampant throughout what remains of messy civilization. By the way, did you ever wonder how far behind you a woman must be before it isn't rude of you not to hold the door open for her? That answer and more can be found in "The Great, Grand, Glorious Scheme of Things."
About the Author: Bill Kempin has been a broadcaster, a television writer, a TV director and an editor at a newspaper. Now he edits life. He appeared in the book "A Twitter Year: 365 Days in 140 Characters," compiled by Kate Bussmann. He assisted longtime friend Jenny McCarthy with her book "Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering Catholic." Speaking of Catholicism, his favorite saying from his days as an altar boy is "et cum spiritu tuo," which means "and with your spirit," "and also with you" or "same to you, buddy." His favorite Meryl Streep movie is "Defending Your Life." He is also fond of "The Court Jester" with Danny Kaye. And remember, the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true. Unless of course you break the chalice from the palace. Then the pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true. Get it? Got it. Good. To find him on Twitter, look for @BillKempin. He is also online at BillKempin.com. His mood at the moment is subjunctive.


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  • ISBN-13: 9781545286128
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 203 mm
  • No of Pages: 190
  • Spine Width: 10 mm
  • Width: 133 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1545286124
  • Publisher Date: 26 Apr 2017
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Weight: 204 gr

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