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Funny Quotes Book - A Great Gift

This is a collection of the funniest quotes from numerous sources and arranged by themes.

  • Makes the great gift for both men and women. Give a little laughter.
  • A book you can use at any occasion and pick up where you last left off.
  • Tell a speech with a humorous quotation.
  • Entertainment and a laugh at life's quirks

    Tags: Entertaining quotes, best quotes, humorous quotes, funny quotes, good quotes, amusing quotes, quotes book, quotes and sayings, quotation, wisdom quotes, intelligent quotes

    There are 149 quotes in this book. Just look at some of them:
    -Adulting is so overrated
    -Adulting is a soup and I am a fork
    -Adult-ish
    -Alcohol because no good story starts with a salad
    -All my plants are sassy
    -Always late
    -Always stay weird
    -Anti-social human
    -Bad idea department take a number 102
    -Be savage not average
    -Beautiful hot mess
    -Because work
    -Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes
    -Better late than ugly
    -Blonde / brunette and boujee
    -Born to go camping / fishing / shopping forced to work
    -Calories don't count on the weekend
    -Chicken hugs life
    -Classy with a savage side
    -Coffee before talkie
    -Coffee is the most meal of the day
    -Come back with alcohol / chocolate/ pizza/ wine
    -Cute but psycho
    -Cute is my superpower
    -Dark coffee black cats and sarcasm
    -Do not take life too seriously, you will never get out of it alive
    -Don't make me lose my page
    -Don't stress meowt
    -Don't wake the bear
    -Everyone was thinking it I just said it
    -Feed me pizza and call me princess
    -Feeling prickly
    -First name: always Last name: hungry
    -Girls just wanna have funds
    -Go climb a cactus
    -Hot mess express
    -How do I like my eggs, umm.. in a cupcake
    -I blame the menopause
    -I can give you multiple sarcasms!
    -I can resist everything except temptation
    -I can't have kids. my dog / my cat is allergic
    -I choose chocolate/ pizza/ wine (duh)
    -I do. I do what she says
    -I don't give a fuck
    -I don't have time for your mid-life crisis
    -I don't hold grudges I remember facts
    -I don't like morning people
    -I don't pretend to be something I'm not except sober
    -I don't rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best
    -I don't sing in the car. I perform
    -I drink coffee for your protection
    -I feel like I'm already tired tomorrow
    -I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge
    -I hate being late but I'm so good at it
    -I have it all together I just can't find it
    -I just want to drink beer and embarrass my friends / kids
    -I like country & maybe 3 people
    -I love my boss (I'm self employed)
    -I love the sound you make when you don't talk
    -I love you more than wine
    -I need like 96 hours in a day
    -I only sound sarcastic
    -I promise I'm nicer than my face looks
    -I put the no in I'll let you know
    -I saw that -Karma
    -I still live with my parents
    -I think my soulmate might be carbs
    -I tried running but I kept spilling my wine
    -I wouldn't say you're stupid. you are, but I wouldn't say it
    -I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
    -I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color
    -I'm done talking
    -I'm fine but the rest of you need therapy
    -I'm just a unicorn who lost her horn
    -I'm not slurring I'm speaking in cursive
    -I'm not weird I'm limited edition
    -I'm on a bacon and muffin diet
    -I'm really not funny I'm just mean & people think I'm joking
    -I'm so hungry
    -I'm sorry you lost me at exercise
    -I've got 99 problems and caring isn't one
    -I've got 99 problems and rose isn't one
    -If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it success?
    -If you don't like cats / dogs / tacos, I don't like you
    -If you fall, I'll be there . -Floor
    and many more...


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9798334896116
  • Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp
  • Publisher Imprint: Independently Published
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 150
  • Spine Width: 8 mm
  • Width: 152 mm
  • ISBN-10: 8334896115
  • Publisher Date: 31 Jul 2024
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Weight: 213 gr

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