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Here are some samples from this entertaining kinky, BDSM book:

* I am Lesbian Domme seeking a willing and compliant pet for use and abuse. I am naturally tanned, with toned legs and a firm ass. My breasts are an ample yet firm 36D. I consider myself to be caring but with an evil and depraved side. I particularly like all things sharp, pointy and very ouchie. For your part you need to be a born woman and open to most things. I also require that you are feminine as butch girls do nothing for Me.

* Male slaves will apply respectfully and expect to be treated like the dogs that they are. You shall explain to me why I should take the time to reply to your pathetic email and why I should waste my time training you.

* I have a full service dungeon, the best in town, you'll be honored to be beaten there.

* I'm seeking a female sub but I'll consider a male if he measure up.

* I am a one girl kinda girl.

* My Dom ties me up and forces me to listen to country music.

* Spread legs not lies.

* 28 year old female sub ready for a meat and greet.

* I'm not fat, I'm cuddly.

* Experienced Dom rejoining the lifestyle. I lost my way and got married.

* I'm a very young 72.

* Sometimes only a spanking will do the job.

Two free bonus books are included in this book (making it a $20.85 value!) Your books are presented in the following order:

1) Cindy's Punishment (Mistress/female slave spanking/domination story.)
2) 100 Great Lines To Put In Your Personal Ads (For kinky and non-kinky personal ads.)
3) The Funniest BDSM Personal Ads

Publisher's Note: This publication contains explicit sexual content and BDSM related situations.
About the Author: Phil G.'s books include:

The Absolutely Essential Book of BDSM and S&M Rules
Things To Do During 3 Hours of Sex; A Step-by-step Guide
Playtime At The Dom Den; A Step-by-step Guide
The Absolutely Essential Guide to Great BDSM and S&M Sex
The Ultimate Collection of S&M and BDSM Rules For Female Submissives and Slaves
The World's Most Entertaining Kinky Personal Ads
The Funniest BDSM Personal Ads
BDSM Master/slave Contract


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781482348002
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 34
  • Series Title: The Funniest Bdsm Personal Ads
  • Weight: 59 gr
  • ISBN-10: 1482348004
  • Publisher Date: 02 Feb 2013
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 2 mm
  • Width: 152 mm

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