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Flugelhorn's Flight: or, Kidnapped by Babes from Outer Space

          
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Hank Flugelhorn, a man somewhat taken with hyperbole, has written a book about his adventures in outer space, and he doesn't care if you believe him or not. According to him, three naked girls sidled up to him one day and kidnapped him. They dragged him kicking and giggling to their space ship and whisked him off to their planet. On the way he was forced to donate a sperm sample via a spermatron and then required to satisfy each of the naked ladies, a feat which he accomplished with great finesse. Not that he needed to brag. On their planet he was thrown into the clutches of Xquisitrix, whose job was to reprogram him so that he would not contaminate women on her planet with his toxic behavioral habits brought from Earth. Xquisitrix explained to him during this reprogramming that all males had died out due to homopox. His job would be to repopulate the planet. He asserted that he would do his best. When the time came he threw himself into his work with ultimate dedication. On the seventh day he rested, only to discover that he had now contracted the dreaded homopox, which manifested itself in the slow rotting of his sexual organs. Before that happened he managed to steal a rocket and take off for earth with his favored space gal.
About the Author: Gerald Schoenewolf is a licensed psychoanalyst and author of 13 books on psychology and philosophy. He has also written over 20 screenplays, two of which won top prizes while two others placed in the finals of American and British film festivals. He produced and directed two of his screenplays. The last one, THERAPY, was an official selection of the New Filmmakers Series in New York and is now being distributed as a DVD on Amazon.com.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781449913571
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 190
  • Series Title: English
  • Sub Title: or, Kidnapped by Babes from Outer Space
  • Width: 152 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1449913571
  • Publisher Date: 15 Dec 2009
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 10 mm
  • Weight: 263 gr

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