This is a book about farts. Yes, he farts. It's also about ABC and animals - but it's mostly about farting and making you and your loved ones laugh at your farting. Each letter stands for an animal that is very smelly - much like bitterns stink. Hope you think this book stinks in every way. Did you feel anything?
There are farts of all colors, smells, lengths and sounds, and even levels of excretory torment. Here is the classification:
Seaside short sleeve - formed after leaving the water. It has no smell and is very short
Latrine fart - a loud bittern usually released when faced with a thick need that can rip your butt apart
Champagne - occurs only with constipation, when the cork unblocks, carbonated liquid flows from the ass
Breaker - formed during defecation, when the gaseous fraction is mixed with the solid fraction, it is characterized by unusual impulsivity caused by high pressure in the system
Fajrant Jazz, or Clerical Pierdogrzmot - a sitting 8-hour set of gases entangled in conspiratorial connections with the buffet menu. The eruption is most often inspired by a cumulative emotional charge and causes increased erosion of ventilation ducts in public facilities
Are you worried that I missed a letter or your favorite animal? I do not think so! We have A for alligator, B for bear, C for cat, D for dog, E for elephant, F for fox, G for giraffe, H for horse, I for iguana, J for jellyfish, K for kangaroo, L for lion, M like Monkey, N for Newt, O for Owl, P for Penguin, Q for Quail, R for Rabbit, S for Shark, T for Tiger, U for Unau, V for Vampire Bat, W for Wolf, X for X-Ray Fish, Y for yak and Z for zebra.
If your kids love farts as much as ours do, we're sure this book will be a favorite. You must have it with you as soon as possible. Dont waste opportunity!
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