For the Benefit of Mr. Kike is a collection of three short novels. A Collection of Tales from Usury Paradise The Wee Knew Testament And The Long Ranger The collection of Tales covers many topics all of which illustrate the tremendous influence a small minority of duel citizens exert over our daily lives not unlike the aristocracies of Europe in centuries past. In this work the terms 'Usraili's and Americinians are coined to exemplify that somehow without even a vote or mention of the matter whatsoever the country the author lives in has become a police force protecting a small nation in the Middle East unable to cohabitate in peace with any of it's neighbors. 'The Wee Knew Testament'. Whether it is the We Knew Testament or the Wee New Testament in any case it is a testament to the fact that some of us know about this clandestine syndicate and that if we are to promote and believe in democracy we are better off unleashing our dog chain and voicing disdain for this selfish minority whose own nation practices fascism, apartheid and ethnic cleansing within it's borders. Rather than resign ourselves as ignorant street thugs fighting for causes that have nothing to do with our own ideals or interests we should concentrate our efforts on regaining our independence and pride. The plot of the 'The Long Ranger' revolves around the numerous adventures and extensive travels throughout Europe and the Soviet Union of Christopher, an American in his mid-twenties during a period which spans roughly between 1987 and 1993. Throughout these travels and adventures Christopher gains a unique insight into the tumultuous events shaping the eastern world at the close of the millennium and draws certain conclusions. These events include first and foremost; Perestroika and the breakup of the Soviet Union, the reunification of Germany with the solidification of the European Union and the outbreak of War across the Caucuses and the Balkans. Though he is a citizen of the United States with a typical American education and background, he begins to realize that he has throughout the entirety of his life been subjected to a distorted representation of historical and political events. It is these events which both directly and indirectly influence all of our everyday lives. Though many of his ideas are inconsistent with those presented by the American press, media and institutions of education, he finds that they are totally consistent with the views of other people he meets in other parts of the world, that is, in those regions being predominantly inhabited by other Christians of European descent. He learns how much more they are like ourselves and far less foreign than he had originally assumed. As a matter of fact, this realization becomes so clear to him, that he envisions the conceivability of a New Republic. It is then that he also realizes who has been responsible for pitting us against each other and diverting the attention of guilt away from the actual culprits. Why allow ourselves to be sucked into world wars and quagmires in the Mid East? Do we really love being controlled by these selfish few who follow our every move by monitoring us through our credit cards and credit reports? Will we set out to conquer and occupy every country who does not want to be subjugated to a like existence? If the world's population of Christians of European descent were to unite ( not' Proletariat of the World; Unite', 'Christians of European Descent of the World; Unite!' ) a society could be formed which stretches the expanse of the globe, has the potential for minimal social strife, has a populous which is easily educated and is productive and could form a unified military force unmatched by any potential adversary. Though this novel is fictional in character, the author contends that such a far reaching vision is not nearly as outlandish as it might appear at the onset of its introduction. Economic, religious, political and military