Johnny was a good boy...they turned him into a bad boy. He has a bigger...pickle to offer the ladies and he likes to clean their... pools. The women are zealous and the men are jealous. Judge Blotto Beerstein and his bootlickers are going to teach Johnny Vajinah, (the little prick who can't keep his pecker in his pants), a lesson, but they have to catch him first, and he's quick... in more ways than one.
And the rage of Revel rises...
The prosecutors are bored banging the jacks, the bogeys, and the bobbys; the popo with the nono, nothing but their little gherkins:
"Oh yeah! I only banged you cuz' you like to take it up the ass, prosecutor! Up...the...ass!" he yells.
"It's a good thing, lieutenant, cuz' that's the only place anyone can feel a pickle is up...the...ass!" she roars back.
When Judge Blotto Beerstein isn't busy heading the vendetta against Johnny, he's busy trying to snag a lift from his own driver, Mayo, but Mayo is usually too sloshed from sucking up the sauce in Judge Blotto's wine cellar to give the good judge a ride, urging Blotto to take a cab or catch the bus.
When Blotto's scheme against Johnny backfires, the good judge finds himself in Prosper Prison under a whole new set of rules. His wife leaves him, his lawyer leaves him, and his only friends are the ones he makes in prison, "Jimmy wants your beef" and Drafty, who just can't seem to fix that little drip under Blotto's sink in his cell.
And the rage of Revel rises . . .
Revel sees the nefarious jacks, judges and jugheads in public service destroying innocent families and brings a little justice by removing a charm from their sordid prey's anatomy. Revel also discovers a nonviolent technique to render them permanently mute and they never speak again. The charm removed along with rendering them mute ends their dodgy careers and brings justice to the innocent.
Detective Dobie Dunnels and reporter Manna Hunter pursue the identity of Revel, but Revel's making a lot of innocent people happy in the small towns of NodOff and Chichistir. Flattie Flask, one of the town juicer's, not only drinks the juice but she knows the juice, and oddly, she seems to be the first at the scene of the crime.
And the rage of Revel Rises . . .
Trigger and Zamboni, Prosper Prison inmates, are just a few of Judge Blotto Beerstein's lackeys. Doctor Daniel Drago tries to unravel the mystery of Revel's nonviolent means to muting their prey, permanently. The wives are itching to know Revel's secret to silence their own husbands, even for a day.