Man pursues Knowledge. Man pursues Women. Man pursues Adventure. For the heterosexual male, Knowledge, Women, and Adventure are three-natural-pursuits; and, within "Delbert's Bible," Knowledge brings Delbert his Philosophy, Women bring Delbert his Poetry, and Adventure brings Delbert his Comedy. "Delbert's Bible" begins with Jerry, a real-life-multimillionaire whom Delbert meets in August of 1990 while working at Chrysler's Kokomo Transmission Plant (KTP) in Kokomo, Indiana. Jerry is 16-years-older than Delbert, and Jerry is quite bizarre. First-off, Jerry is filthy rich, with thousands-and-thousands of acres of profitable Indiana farmland, but Jerry still works KTP. Also, whenever he travels, Jerry sleeps at Motel 6 and eats at White Castles. Some might call Jerry frugal. Others might call Jerry thrifty. Most would call Jerry a tight-ass. Regardless, by Thanksgiving of 1990, Jerry and Delbert have become best friends. Now, during his vacations from KTP, Jerry likes to travel. Thus, Delbert schedules his vacations the same weeks as Jerry, and Delbert starts traveling with Jerry. As Jerry drives, Delbert thinks. As Jerry wonders, Delbert wanders. During one drive from Kokomo to Sarasota, Delbert develops his Philosophical Theory or the StrangeReason, which is defined via the equation Y=C(F÷X). In this equation, Y is You; C is Chance; F is Fate; X is Freewill. Thus, You equal your Fate divided by your Freewill multiplied by Chance. That's Delbert's Philosophical Theory of the StrangeReason. In other words, Delbert's StrangeReason Equation. Anyway, while Delbert is figuring-out his StrangeReason Equation, he dates many women; such as: IDA MAY, a tall and beefy woman and a hilarious blind-date that is set-up by Jerry; THE FRENCH GIRL, a philosophical-petite-young-woman that Delbert meets on Siesta Key and who becomes quite bossy; SAINT LORI, a Born-Again-Christian-Woman and Delbert's True Love, a True Love that Delbert never consummates; MELANIE, a petite-sexy-blonde who is a manager at Walmart in Logansport and who is also a closet lesbian; BIG-TIT-SALLY, a waitress at Hacienda Restaurant in Kokomo who streaks naked inside the Indianapolis Motor Speedway; MARCHANN JEFFERSON, a Beautiful-Black-American-Woman, a surgery nurse, who pressures Delbert to say the N-word and then who heartily laughs at Delbert when he reluctantly does-so; MARGOT, a psychoanalyst from Manhattan and an incredible beauty with Virtuoso Female Aesthetics who resembles a1980s version of Morgan Fairchild and who listens to Delbert's elucidation of his Philosophical Theory of the StrangeReason while they eat pizza with their hands at a restaurant on Siesta Key; and many others. Jerry also has some girlfriends, but not as many as Delbert. Along the way-as Jerry drives and as Delbert thinks, as Jerry watches women and as Delbert chases women-there are many Adventures, which evolve into comical riots. Anyway...Anyway..."Delbert's Bible" is a man's book, a book about Knowledge, a book about Women, a book about Adventures, Knowledge bringing Delbert his Philosophy, Women bringing Delbert his Poetry, and Adventures bringing Delbert's his Comedy. If you choose to read "Delbert's Bible," the author Delbert Blanton guarantees one promise: You will not be bored. (Note: Actually, this book is only 25-percent of, "Delbert's Bible; that is, about 350,000 words. The other 75-percent-1,050,00-words are still being hammered-out. Most likely, Delbert will never finish these other-75-percent-1,050,00-words. Also, Delbert's email is ddostoevsky@aol.com). #delbertsbible #kokomo #chrysler #hiphugger