All you can do is watch.
When it comes to humanity's definitive age, there has never been a statement more valid than the one above.
Their history is one that remains locked in place by both the principles of Determinism and the restraints of Definitivity-forever under our watch.
Now, certainly you know of our ancestors, but what can you recall of how they were freed from the shackles of Definitivity? How did they evolve?
Maybe you mention Tupperware Interlude, blabber about Marc Barrows, or give a loosely-held condemnation of the Pilgrim Empire, but nothing more.
If a shallow understanding of this topic has you doubting your worth as a human, good! You should know of your history! And you should feel sorry for ignoring it!
It has been through horror, through domination, through inspiration and ethereality that humanity has made it this far. You can't help but admire it.
Within every leap forward in our history, we uncover invaluable lessons. To not pour over these teachings would be a disrespect to our ancestors.
And when it comes to teaching these histories, there exists no one more capable than myself: universally-loved and often-respected author, Inch Distant.
As a recipient of countless minor awards, countable major awards, and an acknowledgement from our most beloved and watchful Quadrinity, I am more than qualified to tell these stories.
So please join me, Inch Distant, in observing humanity's millennia-spanning, species-defining, reality-shaping journey.
