The Book of Pooems

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About the Book

A descendant from the bowels of literary history, Forrest Dump cuts an unlikely, though charismatic figure in the realm of restroom reading. From a life given to morning runs and blissful frivolity, Dump has done what few others can lay claim to, reinventing himself as a plum and prodigious provider of preposterous prose to angst-ridden readers with an appetite for his style of commode worshipping humor. It is fair to say that with this celebrated first work, Dump is creating a movement of historic proportions, redefining the genre of scatological satire. In this volume, Dump plumbs the depths of human exertion laying waste to every corner of modern social sanctimony from personal hygiene to politics, while preserving the time-honored custom of just letting go. In an astonishing display of sophomoric irreverence Dump has marked his territory amidst the ranks and rancor of humor that skirts the comedic margins! The Book of Pooems is no WIPE OUT! If you are one who is given to restroom reading this book is sure to be a fine addition to your bathroom library. In an uproarious volume, Forrest Dump has left no doubt of his dedication to the institution of potty time. There is a sense when leafing through this book that you are reaching into the very soul of the author (which requires only very short arms), and what you come away with is a sense that he has spent countless hours trying to find ways to make one of life's most complete and satisfying pleasures a little more satisfying and pleasurable. From the very first page, the composition of this book is complete. It is a visual, tactile, auditory, and olfactory extravaganza (olfactory sensory experience provided by the reader) as contagious as it is irreverent. The reader, escorted by a few well-placed and pesky flies is first given a few definitions to whet the appetite for the impending defilement of any literary elitism the reader might have carried with him to the water closet. The next page is the Table of Incontinence, and by now you should know what you're in for. What follows is a sprawling ode de toilet humor that transcends human digestive experience. There is a tone of compassion in works such as, I Am, I Can, which deals with the ignominy and discomfort of constipation and a sense of the infinite and wonder of the scato-sphere in Poolar System. With fabulous art by the master of dirty wall painting, Leonardoo Doo Pinci, the Book of Pooems also breaks into the realm of satirical cartoon but resists any temptation to take itself too seriously. Forrest Dump is riding into the annals of history!


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781608449088
  • Publisher: Dog Ear Publishing
  • Publisher Imprint: Dog Ear Publishing
  • Height: 216 mm
  • No of Pages: 100
  • Series Title: English
  • Weight: 127 gr
  • ISBN-10: 1608449084
  • Publisher Date: 31 Mar 2011
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 5 mm
  • Width: 140 mm


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