The third extreme horror omnibus from Rick Wood, featuring...
SEX BLOOD
She is an attractive woman who carries an STI that makes men's penises explode.
He is a dorky twenty-six-year-old virgin desperate for someone to love.
One day, they meet.
What could go wrong?
THIS BOOK IS FULL OF MORE BODIES
You are truly disgusting.
The fact that you are even considering this book is appalling.
It is revolting. Foul. Vile. Sickening. Grotesque.
It is the exact kind of thing your mother warned you against, and should not be consumed by anyone.
But you're going to read it anyway, aren't you?
My name is Gerald Brittle. I am a serial killer. This is my second memoir.
HE EATS CHILDREN
He's charming. Sweet. Friendly.
Your mother loves him. Your friends love him. He listens to you, buys you flowers on Valentine's Day, and always makes sure you're comfortable.
He's the perfect man.
Oh, and he also eats children.
And once you find out, there's no way he'll ever let you leave him...
(Warning: These novels contain awful language and lots of violence, so please only read if you are as screwed-up as I am - Rick Wood, the author)
