Home > Fiction > Adventure > Before Inc.We935.I57.N211: A company that will end your future!
9%
Before Inc.We935.I57.N211: A company that will end your future!

Before Inc.We935.I57.N211: A company that will end your future!

          
5
4
3
2
1

International Edition


Premium quality
Premium quality
Bookswagon upholds the quality by delivering untarnished books. Quality, services and satisfaction are everything for us!
Easy Return
Easy return
Not satisfied with this product! Keep it in original condition and packaging to avail easy return policy.
Certified product
Certified product
First impression is the last impression! Address the book’s certification page, ISBN, publisher’s name, copyright page and print quality.
Secure Checkout
Secure checkout
Security at its finest! Login, browse, purchase and pay, every step is safe and secured.
Money back guarantee
Money-back guarantee:
It’s all about customers! For any kind of bad experience with the product, get your actual amount back after returning the product.
On time delivery
On-time delivery
At your doorstep on time! Get this book delivered without any delay.
Quantity:
Add to Wishlist

About the Book

A company that will end your future!
A story that will make you rethink your free will but still choose to live inside your flesh and bones carcass.
World's End 935, Iteration 57, Narrative 211.

Random fragments from the book:

"He is the worst kind of being ever to live." Says Articus.
"Is he that evil?" Asks Tamaraa.
"No, he's a Bureaucrat." Swiftly responds Articus

  1. ".. / .- --. .-. . ." Says -... --- -..., the morse-talking vase.
  2. For a sentient ape with a sense of style, she was gorgeous.
  3. The head of this department is, well, believe me or not, a morse-speaking vase... He calls himself -... --- -...
  4. Well, when our parasitic friend here hit Earth, it attached to that tree, uprooted himself, and now we have a Parasitic Chair as Head of the Botanists Department.
  5. "... you heard it from here first, folk! The government is creating a giant microwave oven to reheat our beloved Sun!... now let's go to the weather today..."
  6. "Where are you? Near County Rd.7586? Sorry not our jurisdiction." or "Hey aren't you that wanted criminal, stay just right there?!" or "Hey sexy are you alone? Play this game right now for free!" This was all that was in his head right now.
  7. She was doomed and ready to accept that this was her life now. The one newbie who peed herself on the first day, and everyone will know her as the "pee lady" or "Ms. Pee."
  8. "The eyetooth device is ready to pair..."
  9. She puts her head in the sink and the water flows. It goes on her face, up into her ears and nose, but she kept drinking like a dog on a hot summer day.
  10. She then takes dozens of pictures, almost all from the same angle. Each almost looking the same, but that wasn't the case. In her mind, every single one of them was different.
  11. The room has disappeared, and in the middle of everyone in the department, Tamaraa was sitting on a leg like a flamingo, putting up her last sock. At least the room left her shoes with her.
  12. It was emanating a godly aura. Rainbows appeared in the room, starting and ending at the coffee machine. Who needs gold when you have coffee in a long, depressing morning at work?
  13. "Pink doesn't suit you, bitc...."
  14. Who would have thought that in a multiverse of possibilities, in every single iteration, there are douchebags and nerds? Except for one. But we don't talk badly about gremlins.
  15. In all my career, not even once have I been treated this bad on an acting gig. Who in their fucking minds would attack the victim?
  16. "I am stupid!" Proudly exclaimed him.
  17. "Put them under her nose. And let's get over this fast. I don't have all day." Says John, bored.
  18. "Plum juice and eucalyptus. Half of each, it tastes like a horse's arse. Not that I would know how that taste like. It's a medicine down here for cold. The plum juice and eucalyptus, not the horse's arse. Not that horse's arse would be bad. We have horse people here too, but..."
  19. Those guys invented AIDS and cancer? Why in hell would they do that?
  20. "No, not like a zoo. It's more an animal farm."
  21. "The entire floor is the one in charge of the floor? What?" Responds Tamaraa, slightly mad.
  22. "Great Bubba, you got us a crackhead to look after. Damn, people those days and their techno parties." Mumbles John as he takes out a pack of cigarettes, lighting one with a stove near the parking lot.
  23. ... the reptilians did the global warming to heat their cold blood. I saw the little buggers sitting on rocks in the summer.
  24. "Let the crack, miss, let the crack. It ain't good for the garden in ya head." Says as he closes the back door.
  25. As many of you would know, that's the recipe for B52, but for an interdimensional being, that means lunch.
  26. "They're loud again." Says Agatha, looking at a dinosaur arm wrestling a chair while a vase was being the referee.


Best Sellers



Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9798811373857
  • Publisher: Independently Published
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Sub Title: A company that will end your future!
  • Width: 152 mm
  • ISBN-10: 8811373859
  • Publisher Date: 26 Apr 2022
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 208
  • Spine Width: 11 mm
  • Weight: 285 gr

Related Categories

Similar Products

How would you rate your experience shopping for books on Bookswagon?

Add Photo
Add Photo

Customer Reviews

REVIEWS           
Click Here To Be The First to Review this Product
Before Inc.We935.I57.N211: A company that will end your future!
Independently Published -
Before Inc.We935.I57.N211: A company that will end your future!
Writing guidlines
We want to publish your review, so please:
  • keep your review on the product. Review's that defame author's character will be rejected.
  • Keep your review focused on the product.
  • Avoid writing about customer service. contact us instead if you have issue requiring immediate attention.
  • Refrain from mentioning competitors or the specific price you paid for the product.
  • Do not include any personally identifiable information, such as full names.

Before Inc.We935.I57.N211: A company that will end your future!

Required fields are marked with *

Review Title*
Review
    Add Photo Add up to 6 photos
    Would you recommend this product to a friend?
    Tag this Book
    Read more
    Does your review contain spoilers?
    What type of reader best describes you?
    I agree to the terms & conditions
    You may receive emails regarding this submission. Any emails will include the ability to opt-out of future communications.

    CUSTOMER RATINGS AND REVIEWS AND QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS TERMS OF USE

    These Terms of Use govern your conduct associated with the Customer Ratings and Reviews and/or Questions and Answers service offered by Bookswagon (the "CRR Service").


    By submitting any content to Bookswagon, you guarantee that:
    • You are the sole author and owner of the intellectual property rights in the content;
    • All "moral rights" that you may have in such content have been voluntarily waived by you;
    • All content that you post is accurate;
    • You are at least 13 years old;
    • Use of the content you supply does not violate these Terms of Use and will not cause injury to any person or entity.
    You further agree that you may not submit any content:
    • That is known by you to be false, inaccurate or misleading;
    • That infringes any third party's copyright, patent, trademark, trade secret or other proprietary rights or rights of publicity or privacy;
    • That violates any law, statute, ordinance or regulation (including, but not limited to, those governing, consumer protection, unfair competition, anti-discrimination or false advertising);
    • That is, or may reasonably be considered to be, defamatory, libelous, hateful, racially or religiously biased or offensive, unlawfully threatening or unlawfully harassing to any individual, partnership or corporation;
    • For which you were compensated or granted any consideration by any unapproved third party;
    • That includes any information that references other websites, addresses, email addresses, contact information or phone numbers;
    • That contains any computer viruses, worms or other potentially damaging computer programs or files.
    You agree to indemnify and hold Bookswagon (and its officers, directors, agents, subsidiaries, joint ventures, employees and third-party service providers, including but not limited to Bazaarvoice, Inc.), harmless from all claims, demands, and damages (actual and consequential) of every kind and nature, known and unknown including reasonable attorneys' fees, arising out of a breach of your representations and warranties set forth above, or your violation of any law or the rights of a third party.


    For any content that you submit, you grant Bookswagon a perpetual, irrevocable, royalty-free, transferable right and license to use, copy, modify, delete in its entirety, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from and/or sell, transfer, and/or distribute such content and/or incorporate such content into any form, medium or technology throughout the world without compensation to you. Additionally,  Bookswagon may transfer or share any personal information that you submit with its third-party service providers, including but not limited to Bazaarvoice, Inc. in accordance with  Privacy Policy


    All content that you submit may be used at Bookswagon's sole discretion. Bookswagon reserves the right to change, condense, withhold publication, remove or delete any content on Bookswagon's website that Bookswagon deems, in its sole discretion, to violate the content guidelines or any other provision of these Terms of Use.  Bookswagon does not guarantee that you will have any recourse through Bookswagon to edit or delete any content you have submitted. Ratings and written comments are generally posted within two to four business days. However, Bookswagon reserves the right to remove or to refuse to post any submission to the extent authorized by law. You acknowledge that you, not Bookswagon, are responsible for the contents of your submission. None of the content that you submit shall be subject to any obligation of confidence on the part of Bookswagon, its agents, subsidiaries, affiliates, partners or third party service providers (including but not limited to Bazaarvoice, Inc.)and their respective directors, officers and employees.

    Accept

    New Arrivals



    Inspired by your browsing history


    Your review has been submitted!

    You've already reviewed this product!