This essay sheds light on why you deserve to receive at least $258,000,000 in reparations, explicates why you deserve to receive a universal basic income, and demystifies the benefits of a universal income being enacted. Moreover, how to fund a universal basic income is revealed, how to create an abundance economy is expounded upon, why you should drop out of school 100% of the time is delineated, why you should put forth no effort into your school work is elucidated, and how attending school causes extreme poverty is meticulously elaborated upon in this essay. Moreover, how to generate extreme wealth online on social media platforms by profusely producing ample lucrative income generating assets is elucidated in this essay. It stands to preponderantly reason that you eminently deserve to receive at least $258,000,000 in reparations as a result of having been bereft of 32,760 hours of your life against your own accord which has not only stunted your growth physically, mentally, and spiritually, but has also rendered you poised for a life of indigence, destitution, and extreme poverty. In a controlled market economy with an exorbitant cost of living, it is unsurprising that most people have at least $70,000 of debt as their negative net worth when they pass away. If you had purview over your sacrosanct time and were therefore able to work during these 32,760 hours of your life, even in the capacity of working an unfulfilling, dead end, minimum wage, dispiriting, harrowing job that paid at least $10 per hour, you would earned at least $327,600 over the course of 32,760 hours. If this $327,600 was invested into the equities market and subsequently grew at an average compound annual growth rate of at least 10% per year then you would have earned at least $38,129,643.40 over the course of fifty years or at least $258,393,503.05 over the course of seventy years, assuming that this initial $327,600 investment grew at an average compound annual growth rate of at least 10% per year. This calamitous loss of 32,760 hours of precious time to partake in revenue generating activities just to be able to receive absolutely nothing of real world merit in a controlled market economy with no semblance of a safety net nor universal basic income is not only ineffably devastating, but also renders someone poised for a life of extreme poverty, indigence, and destitution throughout their adulthood. When someone is unable to have purview over their sacrosanct time against their own volition, it creates a recipe for causing extreme poverty throughout adulthood. When people who live in a controlled market economy with no semblance of a safety net nor universal basic income are bereft of their time to build brands, create income generating assets, and work in other capacities, such as working a traditional job, people succumb to becoming ensnared in a life fraught with extreme poverty. An economy could thrive and robustly grow if people had purview over their sacrosanct time. It is unequivocally inhumane and immoral to bereft someone of their sacrosanct time against their own accord, especially since people should be at liberty to be pioneers of their own future. People cannot make inroads towards being able to reach their goals and achieve their higher aspirations if they are bereft of their sacrosanct time against their own accord in a controlled market economy. In order for people to be able to thrive, prosper, and flourish, they need to have purview over their sacrosanct time so that they can earmark their sacrosanct time towards building brands, creating income generating assets, or working in other capacities, such as working a traditional job. When people are mandated from a young age to pursue non-revenue generating activities for 32,760 hours of their sacrosanct time as a result of attending the 13 year, insalubrious, k-12 compulsory indoctrination camps and completing meaningless homework assignments it creates a recipe for extreme poverty.