AllTheSwears

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AllTheSwears is an irreverent and awesome coloring book for adults who just need time to chill and find their zen. We don't offer wine pairings to go with each page inside this book, because we aren't quite that classy yet; however, we do promise you pages of colorful language, a combination of hand drawn and computer generated original drawings for your guilty coloring pleasure. The choice of wine is yours. Why did we, two sweary bloggers, decide to embark on the endeavor of Adult Coloring Books? Quite simply, because it's fucking relaxing. Coloring helps you block out your kids, your boss, your spouse, your annoying neighbor with the yapping dog that they never take inside... you get the point. Coloring helps you to focus on and concentrate on the details that YOU want to focus on, and you fucking control the shit inside this book. All of the outside annoyances disappear as you decide what color to fill in the gagnificant drama llama with her ball gag and all of her cohorts within the pages of this book. Because you own this shit, you fucking magnificent coloring motherfucker. Enjoy!
About the Author: Scarlet Hayes is a recovering lawyer. After receiving one too many propositions for inmate boyfriends, Scarlet decided that her time might be better spent making people laugh on purpose, rather than by tripping over deputies as they lunge to taser her unruly clients. She currently owns Madcasm Publishing as well as Wonderland, LLC, her two media babies and her favorite endeavors. She occasionally uses her legal education for a real purpose too, and teaches various business and legal courses for bachelors and masters degree students, since those student loans don't pay for themselves, as the federal government keeps reminding her. Now, she just uses the taser as a threat to keep her minions in line, i.e., her fighter pilot husband, their two adorable children, and her menagerie of asshole animals. You can follow Scarlet's many adventures on Facebook at facebook.com/downthehole, facebook.com/alltheswears, and facebook.com/Madcasm. You can follow her blog at dthinwonderland.com, though she rarely remembers to post a damn thing there because her ADD is about as shiny as a new squirrel. Madcasm.com is a bit better and is always accepting submissions from aspiring writers and bloggers. You can also look for a new website from alltheswears.com as soon as she figures out what in the hell she's doing, there. She also likes short walks to the refrigerator for large glasses of wine. Cheers! Amber Lite is a fulltime mommy, print manager, artist, and vulgar epithet connoisseur. She makes up for the resulting sleep deficit by mainlining obscene amounts of coffee. As captain, crew, mess cook, and cruise director of MNWNW, LLC, she's got huge...coffee mugs and wine glasses, on which she paints obnoxious phrases and vulgar cartoons threatening to punch a person in the bitch wrinkle. She also enjoys cooking and painting on canvas, but recommends that these activities not be engaged in simultaneously while drinking large amounts of wine, recalling the infamous jalapeno incident of 2016. These and other shenanigans can be followed on Facebook at facebook.com/mommyneedswinenotwhine and of course, at facebook.com/alltheswears.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781530656097
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 280 mm
  • No of Pages: 54
  • Series Title: Alltheswears
  • Weight: 149 gr
  • ISBN-10: 1530656095
  • Publisher Date: 06 May 2016
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 3 mm
  • Width: 216 mm


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