White CedarCedar White is an author living deep in the Oregon woods. His muses include his two little mud-covered boys, who defecate in their pants, on the kitchen floor, on the carpet, in the bathtub, in the sink, in their sandbox, and in their father's hands,Amen. When he is not writing he is often found avoiding his children by reading on the toilet. In their home the swear-jar doubles as a college-savings account for the two boys; they could go to fucking Harvard. Read More Read Less