The Sheath of ArabyThe Sheath of Araby was born in the basement of an outhouse at low tide on an ice flow off the coast of Alaska. Raised by a family of vagrant walruses, he was arrested when he was seven for sneaking into backyards and inserting his arms into the sleees of thermal underwear drying on clotheslines. After being sentenced to a stint in the Alaska Hospital for the Criminally Misinformed, this turned out quite well. Assigned to the hospital's tuba room, The Sheath learned to sew and acquired a penchant for musical theater. After assembling hundreds of stunning peasant costumes for the hospital's production of Les Miz, The Sheath's found his niche. And we all know what happened next. Read More Read Less