Pat WillisPAT WILLIS has had an amazing and varied life! Holder of over twelve HUNdred jobs over the years, he graduated from the U of CO at the tender age of 31 with a B.A. in English. He holds the world record for decoratively pierced organs at 4. Pat's lifepeaked when he held the long jump and sit-ups record for one year in seventh grade at 8'4" and 76 in one minute, respectively. He is enjoying his later years rocking, reading and writing, and feeding his cats and fish on his palatial estate, in Belize, probably. Read More Read Less