Mike Crowder Although already a darling of the cognoscenti, it wasn't until his actual birth in 1963 that Mr. Crowder began to meet with any popular acclaim. He was raised in scenic Rat Town, Florida... In a barn... By wolves... Possibly, apes... You can NOT mak this up. Mr. Crowder's advances in the science of rocket surgery cannot be ignored. He is older'n G-d, has an itchy spleen, and a disposition that can only be described as ""bad."" He and his fabulous wife, Gwen, currently live somewhere in the Southeast, with his dogs, Bo and Luke. In Rat Town. Or somewhere else. His only regret in life is that it took him so long to find his lovely and capable wife, Gwen. Read More Read Less