Max ArtusovThe author attended both Oxford and Cambridge (football matches).
He received unnoticed critical acclaim for putting the 'Ding' into reading, the 'Sex' into Middlesex and something into Scunthorpe. His ambition is to take the 'Woke' out of Wokingam.
He currently lives somewhere. He drinks, eats and smokes too much, is overweight and is rather curmudgeonly.
He has reached that point in life when everything annoys him.
He does not support a football team and has no slippers.
Quite frankly, he just doesn't care whether you buy the book or not. He doesn't need the money. Read More Read Less