G Mighty QuinnG. "Mighty" Quinn is a true "stable genius," proudly holding a master's degree in ethics and morality from the prestigious Trump University. After earning his degree, he returned to impart his wisdom as a women's studies professor. "Mighty" launched is illustrious career as a semi-professional golfer, boasting an impressive 8 hole-in-ones and winning 19 club championships, just outshining Trump's own claims. He even holds the dubious honor of illegally kicking his ball back onto the fairway 1,987 times-one more than Trump. Mighty's culinary skills led to the creation of his groundbreaking cookbook, "How to Serve and Prepare Expired Meat," developed during his tenure as head chef for Trump Steaks delivery service and Trump Steakhouse in Las Vegas, which remarkably only received 51 health code violations. His career highlights include unsuccessful stints as Chief Strategy Officer for Go Trump.com luxury travel, Trump Card the game show, Trump Mortgage, Trump Magazine, Trump Vodka, Trump Ice Spring Water, Trumped! the radio program, Trump Network vitamins, Tour de Trump cycling event, and Trump the board game. Now residing in the exotic land of Nambia, Mighty has turned to writing (he has the best words-bigly!) Read More Read Less