Field Marshal S MyrstonMyrston, a recent immigrant to Earth, has taken human form and now consults for several despots where his skills in planning and executing invasions has helped them in some of their more recent endeavors. In his spare time he enjoys reading human miltary history, brewing and drinking coffee and rutting with cheap prostitutes. He is the author of the highly unsuccessful: Why your children are going to kill and eat you; and the autobiographical love story that helped to reintroduce spontaneous book burnings in several countries: Crumbs from Mereika's Table. Read More Read Less