Evan HoovlerEvan Hoovler has written online comedy articles read by tens of millions of people or, possibly, exactly one person who clicked ten million times (thanks, Mom!) He has written for National Lampoon, Syfy, Cracked, and dozens more comedic institutions.He did all of the environmental storytelling for the 2019 experimental interactive movie, Splinter. He is currently editor-in-chief of the hit National Football League advice & comedy website FootballAbsurdity.com (twitter.com/fbabsurdity) and wants to be your Facebook friend. Read More Read Less