Ejevarilla MarcoMarcos Ejevarilla was born in Buenos Aires, Argentina. After finishing high school at the prestigious Macedonio Fernandez School of Fine Arts, he and his family immigrated to Mexico. Ejevarilla won a full scholarship to Exeter College, Oxford where h graduated with honors in 20th century Latin American Literature. He returned to the United States and began a PhD in Ecumenical Narrative Fiction at Harvard where he also graduated with honors and upon leaving Harvard, began another PhD in Solipsistic Political Theory at Yale. Unfortunately, Ejevarilla has become overqualified for too many jobs and unable to find work, he presently parks cars at Le Diplomate restaurant in D.C. He's considering a law degree at Georgetown if Lie Like Trump makes him enough money for tuition and for paying legal expenses to get his family out of a Texas concentration camp. Read More Read Less