Connor GaydosConnor Gaydos was born in an undisclosed location far from civilization. His father Clark was the founder of Birds Aren't Real in the 1970s, and after his disappearance in the mid 90s Connor was raised by his uncle Leon. In 2016, Connor ran awy from Leon and has since given his entire life to you, the people of America. He knows the risk he's taking by attaching his name to this book, and asks that if you work at the CIA and are offended by what's inside, you take a few deep breaths and spare his life. Read More Read Less